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cytg111

Lifer
Mar 17, 2008
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"An Open Letter to the president"
From the Drummer of Mötley Crüe, Tommy Lee

Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats...

In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug?
That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
Motley Crue is art.
 

tweaker2

Lifer
Aug 5, 2000
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Trump's name will be on the lower left hand corner of the $1200 stimulus checks :(

Not to worry, the folks who will thank him for sending them the check instead of Congress are the same ones who are defying the stay at home rules set by those various governors who aren't kowtowing to Trump and his virus spreading "this is no big deal" attitude.

It's a problem that solves itself, provided the folks who know better stay far away from those Trumptards.
 

hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
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Not to worry, the folks who will thank him for sending them the check instead of Congress are the same ones who are defying the stay at home rules set by those various governors who aren't kowtowing to Trump and his virus spreading "this is no big deal" attitude.

It's a problem that solves itself, provided the folks who know better stay far away from those Trumptards.
If only they stayed in Trumplandia. Unfortunately, they are among us.
 

JEDI

Lifer
Sep 25, 2001
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New inhaler to fight the corona virus,. courtesy of Trump's recommendation of injecting bleach into yourself:



Also,
 
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soundforbjt

Lifer
Feb 15, 2002
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New inhaler to fight the corona virus,. courtesy of Trump's recommendation of injecting bleach into yourself:



Also,
Bernie Sanders looks at the Lysol label and asks:" Why is it just 99.99%? As usual the .01 percent are not affected by any of this ! This has to change !
 

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