Trump wants to open public schools NOW.

Mai72

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This late in the year, I find it unlikely that we are going to open our schools. I live in NJ, and Murphy will be giving his answer on May15.

We could be going back on the 18th, but it's very unlikely.

 

Jaskalas

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Trump has no say in the matter.
And he's a moron anyway.

The real question is whether schools will re-open in the fall. Some say no.
With history as our guide, who wants to be ground zero for the second, most devastating wave of illness?
 

Commodus

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Trump wants them to "seriously consider" his election chances and not much else, really. He realizes that his odds get worse the longer the pandemic goes on.
 

Mai72

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I have a cousin who teaches autism, and she told me its going to be nearly impossible to get her kids to wear masks.

What will they do with special needs schools?
 
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MtnMan

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NC has announced schools will not reopen this academic year.
 

Homerboy

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Our schools already closed the books (no pun intended) on the 2019-20 school year a couple of weeks ago. They will not be re-opening this year. Period. I[ retty sure even summer school was nixed already. Hell, my son actually needed some additional service hours to graduate HS and those have been waved.
 

Bitek

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Not happening. A number of states have schools closed for the year already. Makes no fing sense to try and jamb in a few days/weeks of school at this point of the year and epidemic, esp for a population that can't maintain risk mitigation practices.

He should go back to work on his Clorox injection planning.
 

cytg111

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Not happening. A number of states have schools closed for the year already. Makes no fing sense to try and jamb in a few days/weeks of school at this point of the year and epidemic, esp for a population that can't maintain risk mitigation practices.

He should go back to work on his Clorox injection planning.
I hear microdosing is the way to go. Microdoses dont kill big things (you), only kills micro things (germs, viruses, noone really knows what it is).
Microdosing. Get on it stat to enjoy those liberal tears.
 
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amrnuke

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Not happening. A number of states have schools closed for the year already. Makes no fing sense to try and jamb in a few days/weeks of school at this point of the year and epidemic, esp for a population that can't maintain risk mitigation practices.

He should go back to work on his Clorox injection planning.
But if you get very powerful light and disinfectants into the kids' bodies somehow, we're looking into that yes? That should enable us to reopen. Maybe he is trying to kill 80% of the kids so we can maintain appropriate social distancing in schools.
 

cytg111

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But if you get very powerful light and disinfectants into the kids' bodies somehow, we're looking into that yes? That should enable us to reopen. Maybe he is trying to kill 80% of the kids so we can maintain appropriate social distancing in schools.
The light from an eclipse will actually clean your eyes right out.
 
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amrnuke

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Jesus.. dont tell me he is home schooled..
He gets the very best education.

Science is taught by Mike Pence.

American History by 45 himself.

Math is taught by Melania.

Art is taught by Steve Mnuchin but Baron is only permitted to draw Mininos, and only using black Sharpies.
 

dank69

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He gets the very best education.

Science is taught by Mike Pence.

American History by 45 himself.

Math is taught by Melania.

Art is taught by Steve Mnuchin but Baron is only permitted to draw Mininos, and only using black Sharpies.
Pretty sure Laffer does the math, Melania does the Engrish, and Carson is in charge of world history.
 

K1052

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Schools aren't going to open until the fall and almost certainly under very different conditions. He can spitball all he likes, its not happening.
 

Bitek

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I hear microdosing is the way to go. Microdoses dont kill big things (you), only kills micro things (germs, viruses, noone really knows what it is).
Microdosing. Get on it stat to enjoy those liberal tears.

Personally, prefer huffing the Lysol
 

shortylickens

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Schools aren't going to open until the fall and almost certainly under very different conditions. He can spitball all he likes, its not happening.
People have been saying that about Trump for many years.
And somehow, are often incorrect.
 
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