Trump to hold press conference 8/8/24 @Mar-a-Lago

[MtnMan]

Dumping Vance?

Withdrawing?

Declaring Martial Law?

Declaring victory?

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen, the show starts in less than 2 hours.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I'm gonna go with 'finally peel his skin off to reveal the overstuffed monitor lizard underneath'.

 

[KMFJD]

He found more Hunter Biden dick pics? He's going to explain what Kamable means?

 

[fskimospy]

I'm going to go with 'rant like a lunatic' for a while and then take some softball questions from friendly reporters.

 

[sdifox]

Vance has decided he needs to spend more time with his couches. Miller is now the running mate for Trump

 

[IronWing]

He found the evidence indicting the Central Park Five.

 

[dank69]

He's going to sue everybody for forcing Biden out. So unfair. The most unfair thing ever.

 

[Indus]

Vance has decided he needs to spend more time with his couches. Miller is now the running mate for Trump

Probably Omarosa or Uncle Tom Tim Scott to compete against Kamala.

 

[eelw]

Bad mouth Harris and the even further left Walz

 

[dullard]

He's going to sue everybody for forcing Biden out. So unfair. The most unfair thing ever.

Very unfair for Biden to leave the race before the Democrat convention. Truly a horrible thing that only a dirty liberal would do. Way too late for states like Ohio to be on the ballot. Oh, and then drop Vance for another candidate.

 

[IronWing]

He's going to announce Trump Change® cryptocurrency. Every nickel is backed by the full faith and credit of Donald Trump.

 

[Amused]

He's going to announce Trump Change® cryptocurrency. Every wooden nickel is backed by the full faith and credit of Donald Trump.

FTFY

 

[Meghan54]

He’s just gonna cry, cry, cry some more because the darkie female has taken the spotlight off him.

 

[Indus]

Wait.. I just thought of something crazier and attention grabbing..

Trump is dumping Vance and picking RFK Jr. who's fighting Vance for the VP slot and will shortly be dumping him on a random highway in a bear costume!

 

[Roger Wilco]

New NFTs?

 

[Lanyap]

Time for everybody to pray really hard that trump will withdraw.

 

[Moonbeam]

He's replacing himself with Pence and moving to Argentina.

 

[KMFJD]

He's going to announce Trump Change® cryptocurrency. Every nickel is backed by the full faith and credit of Donald Trump.

Well fail son#2 just stated how much he loves crypto now so you might be onto something

 

[brycejones]

Time for everybody to pray really hard that trump will withdraw.

I don't think we do really

 

[Stokely]

I'm going to go with 'rant like a lunatic' for a while and then take some softball questions from friendly reporters.

Yeah going with this one also.

I hope he doesn't dump Vance unless its for someone even more unlikable like Miller or maybe Andrew Tate. He's apparently been doing the asshat edgelord podcast tour with people like Logan Paul, so maybe he feels he doesn't have the incel crypto-bro young male adult demographic in the bag. Those being such ardent and consistent voters after all.

Pray? No, don't do it. I'm not sure at this point I even want him to withdraw. The entire Republican Party is full of assholes, no guarantee you'd get someone all that much better, and you might get someone more electable. Well, that said, Trump is certainly the worst unless MTG or Gaetz or one of that crowd ran.

 

[ivwshane]

Is he announcing the trump force 2 sneakers? Or another round of NFT’s?

Either way, the press probably shouldn’t broadcast it live, knowing trumps history.

 

[Indus]

Yeah going with this one also.

I hope he doesn't dump Vance unless its for someone even more unlikable like Miller or maybe Andrew Tate. He's apparently been doing the asshat edgelord podcast tour with people like Logan Paul, so maybe he feels he doesn't have the incel crypto-bro young male adult demographic in the bag. Those being such ardent and consistent voters after all.

Pray? No, don't do it. I'm not sure at this point I even want him to withdraw. The entire Republican Party is full of assholes, no guarantee you'd get someone all that much better, and you might get someone more electable. Well, that said, Trump is certainly the worst unless MTG or Gaetz or one of that crowd ran.

Oh picking MTG for GA would be crazier than my RFK take or would it?

 

[Moonbeam]

Is he announcing the trump force 2 sneakers? Or another round of NFT’s?

Either way, the press probably shouldn’t broadcast it live, knowing trumps history.

They will be all over it like slime on an old cucumber.

 

[WelshBloke]

I'm going to go with 'rant like a lunatic' for a while and then take some softball questions from friendly reporters.

This with some added grifting from the gullible.

 

[Jaskalas]

Dumping Vance?
Withdrawing?
Declaring Martial Law?
Declaring victory?
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen, the show starts in less than 2 hours.

Mypillow has new evidence of 2020 election fraud, and it's happening again.
Therefore, MAGA will work at polling stations throughout the nation to ensure the CORRECT votes are counted.
A national campaign of... election "integrity"!