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Trump releases birth certificate to Bill Maher, demands $5M

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arkcom said:
Sounds like Maher is the one the that dug this back up.
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Would anyone really think that Maher was serious? Betting $5 million that one of Trump's parents was an orangutan?

Trump is an asshole for taking this to court and wasting taxpayer dollars on this.

On a lighter note, I'm willing to bet 100 million dollars that Bill Maher is right. 😛

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JulesMaximus said:
Would anyone really think that Maher was serious? Betting $5 million that one of Trump's parents was an orangutan?

Trump is an asshole for taking this to court and wasting taxpayer dollars on this.

On a lighter note, I'm willing to bet 100 million dollars that Bill Maher is right. 😛

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Scientists say that apes and humans have 98% of the same DNA. A simple birth certificate is not enough. We must investigate more. If not a hybrid orang-human, Trump may be a descendant of the great apes.
 
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JulesMaximus said:
Would anyone really think that Maher was serious? Betting $5 million that one of Trump's parents was an orangutan?

Trump is an asshole for taking this to court and wasting taxpayer dollars on this.

On a lighter note, I'm willing to bet 100 million dollars that Bill Maher is right. 😛

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0504_WVtrump.jpg
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The resemblance is striking.
 
tboo said:
Ahahaha, Trump is suing Maher.
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Maher should ask for the long form birth certificate and hire a team of internet trolls and bloggers to scan the document and re-scan it and scan the scans and overlay them in photoshop to examine their authenticity.
 
zinfamous said:
Maher should ask for the long form birth certificate and hire a team of internet trolls and bloggers to scan the document and re-scan it and scan the scans and overlay them in photoshop to examine their authenticity.
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This.

It's the only way to be sure.

I'll shoot an email to Sheriff Arpaio and ask when he'll be able to get this done.
 
Maher should just slit his wrists for the betterment of the people. I love his liberal brainwash show - coincides perfectly with his claimed libertarian stance lulz.
 
Until he gets a dna paternity test I consider the case open. His hair looks like an orangutan's fur and it's not like a birth certificate proves anything other than that his parent(s) claimed a certain person as the father.

:hmm:
 
JulesMaximus said:
Would anyone really think that Maher was serious? Betting $5 million that one of Trump's parents was an orangutan?

Trump is an asshole for taking this to court and wasting taxpayer dollars on this.

On a lighter note, I'm willing to bet 100 million dollars that Bill Maher is right. 😛
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Pretty sure it was an obvious trap... nothing that Obama could release will ever satisfy the birthers, so nothing that Trump could release should ever be satisfactory to Maher. Trump is too egotistical to just ignore Maher and lose out on free publicity.
 
Wait a minuted, a billionaire offers to give $5,000,000.00 to needy people if Mr. Obama releases his college transcripts and Obama DOESN'T do it? Are you kidding?
 
Vic Vega said:
Wait a minuted, a billionaire offers to give $5,000,000.00 to needy people if Mr. Obama releases his college transcripts and Obama DOESN'T do it? Are you kidding?
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It would only encourage him. Next time it would be "I'll give $5 million if the president proves his dick is 7" or longer."
 
MeowKat said:
Bill Maher is a disgusting atheist troll. His big mouth and bad breath have just landed him in TROUBLE! Trump knows how to deal with trash like Maher.

I hope Trump sues that rat Maher into BANKRUPTCY! :thumbsdown:
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Whats wrong with being an atheist?

Have you smelled his breath?

How is he in trouble?

What will Trump do to "handle" trash like Maher?
 
A birth certificate doesn't prove what species the parent is. If Trump is serious, he needs to exhume his father from the grave and perform a DNA test.
 
Trump has really seen peoples opinion of him plummet. I think a majority of people now think he is a fool or has gone off the deep end.
 
bignateyk said:
A birth certificate doesn't prove what species the parent is. If Trump is serious, he needs to exhume his father from the grave and perform a DNA test.
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OMG, I would pay to see the live coverage of that and what commentators are saying as the body is dug up.
 
Wait a moment.

Maher said he's being sued, but the OP said that an attorney said Maher should donate the money, not that he was being taken to court.

Which is it?
 
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