Trump passes a bill that says your post count is your yearly salary

[highland145]

Hey, do noobs get a UBI?

Off to make alt accountssss

 

[nakedfrog]

Hey, do noobs get a UBI?

Off to make alt accountssss

What, more?

 

[Fritzo]

I guess I'm comfortable...

 

[nakedfrog]

I guess I'm comfortable...

You can't afford limited edition guitars on that money, bub!

 

[highland145]

What, more?

You never know when you might get the ban hammer. Better to be prepared.

 

[brianmanahan]

everyone here would be below the ATOT minimum wage of 100$k per annum

 

[lxskllr]

I'd be about even money. If that's a guaranteed salary, I'll take it. I actually made less than my post count last year, but I had a lot of time off. If I have enough to live, I'll take time instead of money any day, and I had more than enough to live.

 

[BoomerD]

Hey, do noobs get a UTI?

If they're not careful...sure.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[highland145]

If they're not careful...sure.

I hear it gives old codgers dementia. Any truth in that?

 

[sdifox]

Maybe post count x 3

 

[BoomerD]

I hear it gives old codgers dementia. Any truth in that?

Not likely, I hear that it.....................hey...look! Shiny!

 

[sdifox]

Not likely, I hear that it.....................hey...look! Shiny!

That is ADHD

 

[highland145]

That is ADHD

Eff you. That's dementia.

Mrs. Boomer thanks you for your support.

 

[dasherHampton]

Down to the homeless shelter and soup kitchen.

The post count money would be for booze.

 

[highland145]

Down to the homeless shelter and soup kitchen.

The post count money would be for booze.

dayum, I can spare a few.

@ElFenix @zinfamous

 

[Fritzo]

You can't afford limited edition guitars on that money, bub!

I CAN GET ROOMMATES

 

[highland145]

I CAN GET ROOMMATES

Or alts...

 

[Mayne]

Another day, another dollar

 

[brianmanahan]

Another day, another dollar

working in the post mines

 

[akugami]

Well crap...all that time spent doing what I thought was productive when I shoulda been posting on AT Forums.

 

[ultimatebob]

I just realized that millions of people without ATOT accounts would be penniless. Thanks Trump, you just wrecked the country!

Although us few lifers would suddenly be gods. Hmm...

 

[Zeze]

Take my kids

 

[highland145]

I just realized that millions of people without ATOT accounts would be penniless. Thanks Trump, you just wrecked the country!

Although us few lifers would suddenly be gods. Hmm...

Kind of like the way socialism has worked in all of history.


Sweet

 

[TXHokie]

MATOTGA