True story :)

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
Snopes

One doesn't really need Snopes for this. You would probably be 99% accurate if you automatically assumed that every "True story" on the internet was actually false.

ZV

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
Snopes

One doesn't really need Snopes for this. You would probably be 99% accurate if you automatically assumed that every "True story" on the internet was actually false.

ZV

indeed

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: thereds
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my fiancee? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law
to be. She was a smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was
unbelieveably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to
review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone.
As we looked
at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be married,
but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer
ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love to me
just once......"
I was in total shock .... what could I say? As I sat there
dumbfounded
she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my yearnings, just
come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her magnificent
form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, unsure of
what to do, and then turned around and went to the front door. Slowly, I
opened it, and
stepped out of the house.
Amazingly, her husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes,
he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, or the
valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's
childhood home............. always, always, always, keep your condoms in
your car.

lol

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: bunker
ROFL

 

[hdeck]

hahaha good stuff.

 

[Bryophyte]

Now, how the hell did that happen?

My reply was "HAHAHA"

:frown:

 

[Yax]

Great story, but I made that up a long time ago. Never thought I'd hear my old story repeated as something real. LOL

Now, if it was real, you'd be freaked out by the parents actions.

 

[edro]

That is hilarious.

 

[Renob]

saw that story a few years ago, had forgot about it. Thanks

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
Snopes

Back a day, and already dishing out the Trout.

- M4H

 

[DanFungus]

hahahahahah

 

[TJN23]

nice

 

[GermyBoy]

I'm SO going to do this if I have a daughter.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: GermyBoy
I'm SO going to do this if I have a daughter.

Just don't potty train her and you will never have this problem.

 

[joshs2345]

I love the people that quote the entire first post, for no apparent reason.


Also, (Repost)*((n)^n) is much more appropriate.