TRUE/FALSE: If it ain't on ATOT Page 1, I ain't seeing it

[Jeeebus]

This is not a nef thread.

Neffers will be met with ruthless cruelity, reckless indifference, and will be made to endure several hours of flogging by genoa salami.

I am of strong belief that if your thread is not front page material, then it is not worth my time.***


*** The one caveat being threads made by Schneiderguy, as those threads ooze non-manlet manliness and deserve a subforum all their own, for each of us to revel in and be amazed.

 

[SunnyD]

AT is so slow these days (compared to the heyday of yesteryear) that shit sits on page one for usually around a day. So while true, I still end up seeing just about everything ever posted on a daily basis, therefore false. Ergo: Waffles.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

True, I only glance through the first ~60 threads. 200 is too much.

 

[Oil]

You are speaking the truth, man. There is only one site I look past the first page for material and that place is Reddit

 

[rudeguy]

If you joined in the past three years...I ain't seeing your posts

 

[IronWing]

nef

 

[Saint Nick]

I only read the posts that are bolded. If it is already read, I'm not coming back to the thread likely.

 

[brianmanahan]

i use both pages 1 and 2 regularly and page 3 occasionally when i want to make sure no repliable post has eluded my grasp.

i also use page 50 sometimes when i feel like necroing :awe:

 

[middlehead]

I will occasionally venture onward, but yes, generally I stay on the first page.




So I voted waffles.

 

[Schfifty Five]

I max out my threads per page and will usually only glance at the bolded stuff on page 1.

I will on occasion continue glancing at the non-bolded stuff if the bolded stuff is kinda boring.

 

[Exterous]

Well, I was just going to say front page but waffles are the clear winners here

 

[MotF Bane]

Waffles shall prevail!

 

[Tiamat]

first 50 threads get read, the rest of the pages not so much

 

[Jeeebus]

Waffles shall prevail!

I gladly skewed my own poll results in favor of waffles, the only truly correct answer among the three.

 

[SooperDave]

Topics used to move so fast around here you needed tabbed browsing to keep up or it would be off the first page. Now it's so slow the front page doesn't turn over for hours. Just checked, bottom of the main page, last post at 4:52am. This place is a lame shell of what it once was. Most of the good posters are gone.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Much also depends on what your view settings are at.

 

[Fritzo]

I go through all of the bolded topics. If it ain't bolded, I don't read it.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I like titties.

 

[AstroManLuca]

True with one exception. If I'm looking for a thread I saw before I'll go to page 2.

 

[RavenSEAL]

I used to read page 2, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Jeff7]

True.
I'm set at 100 threads per page, so stuff on Page 1 can be up to 8 months old, given how dead it usually is here.

 

[lxskllr]

True with one exception. If I'm looking for a thread I saw before I'll go to page 2.

Same, and I have the default view settings, whatever that is; 25?

 

[clamum]

For the most part, true. Dunno what my threads per page count is set at (maybe 50) but I usually stay on the first page. Sometimes if I'm bored I'll check out the second.

 

[coldmeat]

The first time I come on here every day there is usually about 3 pages of threads with unread posts, so I will scan them real quick to see if there are any I've posted in. If not, I go back to the first page.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

If you joined in the past three years...I ain't seeing your posts

I voted waffles!