"trouser action"

[glen]

Where do they get these terms?
What are some other terms they use, that we don't in America?
BTW, "trouser action" means titsandass or sex, I believe.

 

[Schadenfroh]

shut your flap wanker

 

[Xionide]

mum is mom

 

[0roo0roo]

they put out flaming f.......@.....g....s in ashtrays.

 

"That was a wicked googly!"

 

[glen]

Airplane blond - someone who dyes their hair blond, but still has a black box. :Q

 

[CanOWorms]

that's like a pillowcase full of weasels at midnight!

 

[glen]

bunny boiler - a crazy woman

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: glen
Airplane blond - someone who dyes their hair blond, but still has a black box. :Q

WOW. lol

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

My english professor was talking about the different stereotypes of young kids and he was talking about how they wear their pants too big and logical falacies, it went something like "The youth of America is going to be the end of the world because they wear baggy trousers and sing to that hip-hop rubbish" I don't really know why it struck me as funny, probably just the way he said it

edit: it'd probably make more sense if I told you he was from Britain*

 

[GasX]

bumming a f@g is frequently done in public in England.

The English also find no end to the amusement in a man wearing a fanny pack with the sack in the front. (helps to know that fanny is a rude word for women's naughty bits...)

 

[paulandreas]

Originally posted by: glen
Where do they get these terms?
What are some other terms they use, that we don't in America?
BTW, "trouser action" means titsandass or sex, I believe.

cake hole = mouth, as in shut your....

c*nt = used in general london parlance

chutney ferrett = gay

kipper dipper = going down

i dont remember others, you could google it.

 

[glen]

pillow biter = gay

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: glen
pillow biter = gay

that is hardly an exclusively English term...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: glen
Airplane blond - someone who dyes their hair blond, but still has a black box. :Q

that was bloody hilarious young chap

 

[chrisms]

Righty-o, govnah!

 

[Gurck]

"sh!t on toast" is one I've heard & haven't yet seen mentioned... That part in Austin Powers III where they speak "English-English" is cute

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Gurck
"sh!t on toast" is one I've heard & haven't yet seen mentioned... That part in Austin Powers III where they speak "English-English" is cute

are you sure it's not "SOS" - shit on a shingle?

 

[GasX]

So I was having a brekkie of bangers with my mate who had just gotten out after getting banged up for a year, when the wife, who was getting a brew on, started a barney over the beans left in her purse after my bender. I told her to naff-off and then left to go down to the local to get on the piss. When I was well knackered and right skint, I headed home to make up and get a shag from the old slapper.

 

[GasX]

I had some bubble and squeak with the trouble and strife yesterday when she said that that trout of a sister of hers was coming to visit with her toss-pot of a husband. Since I was a bit tiddly at the time, I didn't object. Today I am forced to spend time with the two yabbers and can't get a word in edgewise. Everything they say is just pants.

 

[GasX]

A cookie to anyone who can fully translate my two previous posts...

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: glen
Airplane blond - someone who dyes their hair blond, but still has a black box. :Q

omg... my gut hurts from laughing... :beer:

 

[AcidicFury]

lolololol

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
So I was having a brekkie of bangers with my mate who had just gotten out after getting banged up for a year, when the wife, who was getting a brew on, started a barney over the beans left in her purse after my bender. I told her to naff-off and then left to go down to the local to get on the piss. When I was well knackered and right skint, I headed home to make up and get a shag from the old slapper.

I was having roast trees with my sexual puppet who had just received oral pleasure after being stuck in an airport for a year, when the mailman, who was getting a water, started an argument over the chopsticks left in her dog after my tent. I told her to make dinner and then left to go down to the car to get a flashlight. When I was quite feminine and firm, I headed home to get a divorce and a blowjob.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

Originally posted by: Mwilding
So I was having a brekkie of bangers with my mate who had just gotten out after getting banged up for a year, when the wife, who was getting a brew on, started a barney over the beans left in her purse after my bender. I told her to naff-off and then left to go down to the local to get on the piss. When I was well knackered and right skint, I headed home to make up and get a shag from the old slapper.

I was having roast trees with my sexual puppet who had just received oral pleasure after being stuck in an airport for a year, when the mailman, who was getting a water, started an argument over the chopsticks left in her dog after my tent. I told her to make dinner and then left to go down to the car to get a flashlight. When I was quite feminine and firm, I headed home to get a divorce and a blowjob.

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