Schadenfreude
Lifer
. . .and I almost manage to burn down the damn building! Damn I'm a horrible horrible cook!
Originally posted by: ElFenix
pics?
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Yeah, I may have had grease around the stove - always simply wiped it off before - I think that's what happened, and I scrubbed the stove down. Not going near that thing again anytime soon:
Hello microwave!
Use a grill!
Get to them before they die, and get to us before you're going to die if you think you're going to die.Originally posted by: Jehovah
Thanks for all the advice AFTER I almost burn the damn place down! I should stroll over to the hospital, go to the morgue, and tell the corpses what they SHOULD'VE done to live longer! No, really!
Originally posted by: FoBoT
did you make jello?
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Not as bad as me ;P I've burnt no bake cheese cake 😉
Originally posted by: m2kewl
don't worry, i once buttered the bread all neat and nice, dropped in toaster and went to vaccum my room. next thing i knew, alarms went off everywhere, and i ran to the kitchen and the toaster was on fire!!!! it melted the paint straight off the bottom of the cabinet and smoke was everywhere.
i put on cooking gloves, jumped up and yanked the ac cord out, and emptied the fire extingisher on it. boy were my roommates pissed...then the microwave was my best friend too 😀