tried to cook . . .

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
I'm going to go with cereal or mashed potatos....anyone else have a guess?

I'm trying to avoid any appliance related to direct heat unless it's timed/fully automated. So mashed potatoes are out - unless I get the flaky crap, which I hate to begin with:

Time for the good ol' staple of college students: chips and dip!