Transformers!!!

tvfreakazoid

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The worst movie I've seen. I want my money back. I almost walked out of the movie theater. That's how bad it was. If me and my buddy did plan out seeing another movie that day we would of just left and seen another movie. I mean it started out pretty good even thought shia labou or whatever his name is had too many jokes and it was getting old. I'm not saying this because I grew up with playing with these toys or that i'm some kind of fan boy, but I didn't know it was going to be a straight on slap stick comedy. I mean shit it was like the 3 stooges but with robots. As the movie progressed it was getting worse and worse. I was fuckin disappointed big fucking time. If you guys noticed in the previews it didn't seem like it was some kind of slap stick comedy or anything like it. I thought it was going to be a nice action movie with some sort of one liners. And I can't believe people thought it was a good fucking movie. If you thought it was a good movie then you're probably border line retarded. Well that was my take on the movie. What did you guys and gals think? I have to hear what other people thoughts on this because I never felt walking out of the theater before. Thats how bad it was for me.

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rh71

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Paste this into the official thread, and state what movies you did like. It was very much the same as Bad Boys in terms of comedy + action. Bad Boys was a good "summer movie" too.
 

jdoggg12

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You must not watch much if thats the worst movie you've ever seen :roll:
 

Injury

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You are in the minority. The very small minority.


Are you sure you watched the same movie as me? Did you miss the last 45 minutes that was all action? There were more action sequences in this movie than pretty much any movie this year, so far.
 

tvfreakazoid

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Originally posted by: Injury
You are in the minority. The very small minority.


Are you sure you watched the same movie as me? Did you miss the last 45 minutes that was all action? There were more action sequences in this movie than pretty much any movie this year, so far.

Ok the action was pretty good but the rest of the movie sucked soo bad that it didnt matter if it had tons of action. Like I said in the preview it made it seem like more of a serious movie but it turned out to be the 3 stooges. Don't get me wrong I luv comedies, but it just didn't look right with robots acting like the 3 stooges. Come on bumble bee peeing on that guy, the acting was horrible on some of the characters, the writing in general sucked. ***** I'm not a good writer by any means but damn if they can write this bad it gives me hope. I guess a lot of border line retards and kids went to see this movie. ***** if this movie was good to people then dare devil was great, the hulk was fucking great, elektra was a great movie as well. ***** the original punisher was fucking great, even catwomen was the best. Why not flash gordon to. Well I did like flash gordon but still it was silly. This movie was TOOOOO SILLLLLYYYYY!
 
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I haven't seen this movie nor am I interested but I will just add that addressing the fans of this movie (in a geek-forum no less) as 'border-line retards' isn't the smartest of ideas.
 

SearchMaster

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I knew absolutely nothing about the Transformers going in (I'm older than most on this forum), so there were no "childhood memories" to ruin.

I thought it was a great summer action flick.
 

lupi

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Originally posted by: tvfreakazoid
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
There is an official thread. And it is stickied.

Do you have the link for it?

Lol.

Oh, that's what ya need to get a friday morning going.
 

ISAslot

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I thoroughly enjoyed this move and want to see it again. I may buy it and watch it over and over like I do for kill bill vol 1.
 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: tvfreakazoid
The worst movie I've seen. I want my money back. I almost walked out of the movie theater. That's how bad it was. If me and my buddy did plan out seeing another movie that day we would of just left and seen another movie. I mean it started out pretty good even thought shia labou or whatever his name is had too many jokes and it was getting old. I'm not saying this because I grew up with playing with these toys or that i'm some kind of fan boy, but I didn't know it was going to be a straight on slap stick comedy. I mean shit it was like the 3 stooges but with robots. As the movie progressed it was getting worse and worse. I was fuckin disappointed big fucking time. If you guys noticed in the previews it didn't seem like it was some kind of slap stick comedy or anything like it. I thought it was going to be a nice action movie with some sort of one liners. And I can't believe people thought it was a good fucking movie. If you thought it was a good movie then you're probably border line retarded. Well that was my take on the movie. What did you guys and gals think? I have to hear what other people thoughts on this because I never felt walking out of the theater before. Thats how bad it was for me.

Know what I think is retarded? Someone that can't stand a movie, but will sit there for another two hours then complain in a forum.

Name one slapstick joke.
 

jjones

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Originally posted by: SearchMaster
I knew absolutely nothing about the Transformers going in (I'm older than most on this forum), so there were no "childhood memories" to ruin.

I thought it was a great summer action flick.
That's what I'm wondering about if I see this movie. I know about the transformers but I've never seen anything other than a toy commercial for them. Maybe I will go see it after all.

 

AMCRambler

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I watched a dozen different little trailers for the movie and several had the jokes Shia Labouf was making. I thought it was pretty darn funny. It helped lighten up a movie that would have otherwise been very serious and dark. Didn't you ever watch the cartoon? There were little jokes and funny parts in them as well. I think you're a nitwit that went to theater expecting to see the Matrix with Transformers in it.
 

paulxcook

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You know what's really retarded?

1. There's a stickied thread at the top of Off Topic with the word TRANSFORMERS in big capital letters.
2. If you search for the word "transformers" using the handy dandy quick search (also located at the top of Off Topic), the official TRANSFORMERS (still in caps!) thread shows up.
3. Someone even told you where the official TRANSFORMERS thread was, and you asked for a link to it.

Assuming you're limber enough, please kick yourself in the face.
 

Savij

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Let's play a game. It's called "spot the virgin".

Aww man! I really hate that game. I'm always the first one out :(