"....i dont have a burner *no one's dumbe enough to make burners for pI machines*...."
What speed do you think computers were running at when burners hit the market? I had a friend with a 2x burner in his P120, and it worked fine, you just couldn't do anything until the CD was finished.
Your fastest and cheapest bet is to get a 44pin-40pin adapter and put the laptop drive in your desktop. If you are not comfortable removing the laptop drive, then the slow buy easy solution is to get a USB-USB cable. No USB?, then get Laplink with a parallel cable for even slower transfers.