"Good call, Blain"
Well, I like Kramer, like to help the humans when possible. :laugh:
Seinfeld: The Apartment
ELAINE: I don't know.. I don't know. Five thousand.. let me just take one more look at it. (Leaves)
JERRY: It was all over! Taken care of. Done! Finished. Five thousand.. Where's she gonna get five thousand? She doesn't have five thousand. Clean. Good bye.
She's gone. Then you come in, "Why don't you loan her five thousand? What do you care? You've got five thousand. Give her five thousand."
<KRAMER: You didn't want her in the building?
JERRY: No, I didn't!
<KRAMER: Well, then what did you loan her the five thousand for? Oh, look, maybe she won't take it.. I mean, she did say that she was going to think about it.
JERRY: People don't turn down money! It's what separates us from the animals.
<KRAMER: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.
JERRY: Let me explain something to you.. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being.
I sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.
<KRAMER: Because I'm a pod?
...
JERRY: Elaine would never borrow that much money! (Hugs Kramer, then grabs him by the cheeks) Kramer, my God, man! This is beautiful! I think I'm in the clear here.
Elaine's not moving in! I don't have to confront her! She has no idea I never wanted her to move in.. I"m golden!
<KRAMER: Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans.