Tractoring while intoxicated

[Macamus Prime]

,... who drinks beer out of a coffee cup?

http://www.timesonline.com/news/sta...cle_bdc63a0b-6c5c-55a5-8d96-2f5178058880.html

Also, how fast does a tractor go anyway? A high speed persuit wouldn't work out too well, I would imagine.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Tractors have depending on the model and engine, but none of them will go faster than 35mph. or 60kph.

 

[DrPizza]

"aboard a lawn tractor."

Not very fast.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Drunk man on a lawn-mower is getting awfully cliched. I think I would have stuck to staggering around on foot.

 

[KidNiki1]

???

 

[bignateyk]

I usually keep a small cooler of beer on my lawn tractor while mowing. Nothing more relaxing than mowing a few acres at sun-set with a few beers

 

[Macamus Prime]

Drunk man on a lawn-mower is getting awfully cliched. I think I would have stuck to staggering around on foot.

In the middle of the road??

 

[DrPizza]

(I'm assuming he doesn't have his lawn mower rebuilt for racing. Lawn mower racing is probably the pinnacle of redneck sports. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZiLxU0-7s4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl40hfoJHyI

They can be modified to go 30-40mph, or faster, I suppose. I know that mine pulls a wheelie if I pop the clutch in 5th high, and it feels like I'm giving myself whiplash.

 

[SlitheryDee]

In the middle of the road??

Well, not intentionally.

 

[Texashiker]

Lawn tractor??


lol, that is just a fancy name for a lawn mower.

 

[Red Squirrel]

There's a school field in front of my house, those commercial ride-on lawn mowers can clip pretty fast. :biggrin: