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MAYSVILLE, Mo. -- A northern Missouri girl is recovering from an infection after being impaled by a pitchfork while doing chores on the family farm.
Darian, 10, was getting hay from the barn to put in the bird pens when the accident occurred. Her mother said she knew something was wrong when she heard the other children screaming.
"Yelling at me that she had a pitchfork in her leg -- not sure what that meant. And when I got there, she actually had a pitchfork in her leg," mother Amanda Barton told KMBC's Dan Weinbaum.
Darian had somehow fallen with enough force to drive the pitchfork through her leg.
"I talked to the 911 dispatcher, told her what happened, and I had to repeat it three or four times because they didn't believe it," Barton said.
Darian's father cut the pitchfork away from her leg, leaving one prong sticking through her calf.
Darian flew in a helicopter to get to a hospital, which the 10-year-old said was "awesome."
Doctors took X-rays and then pulled out the skewer.
Barton said her daughter didn't cry at all, and in fact, she was cracking jokes, saying, "Consider me done, I have a fork in me."
Because the pitchfork was used in the bird pens, it was covered in feces. Darian contracted a staph infection and salmonella poisoning. She's taking medication.