TOTALLY going to try this :D

Fritzo

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I'll just leave this here.
 

joesmoke

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sweet. ive been meaning to devise a way to get more of the community to touch my weiner.
 

olds

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Uh, how's the dick supposed to fit into that little opening?
 

rudder

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what if the sleepy person is pissed and twists the door knob real hard?
 

borisvodofsky

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what if the sleepy person is pissed and twists the door knob real hard?

OMG you people arn't thinking 4th dimensionally.. Lube up prior to insertion. therefore the twist will be a plus... :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 

Ninjahedge

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What do you do after the person hits you with the previously lubed hand?

Or, worse yet, what do you do when they take a picture rather than grab and post your pecker for all to see?


Man, the last thing people need is instructions on how to be a tool with their tool.
 

Juked07

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It's funny when abstract in a cartoon, but I can't imagine anyone I know doing this to anyone I know. I think it'd just freak the "victim" out, and I can't imagine the prankster would particularly enjoy it either, especially if he got hurt.
 

Jeff7

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It'd suck if the person is accustomed to a double-cylinder deadbolt, and in the daze from waking up unexpectedly, accidentally tries sticking a key into the doorknob to unlock it.


Nothing like a good jagged steel catheter, really jammed in there, and twisted for good measure.