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Topics that are off limits when talking to the female species

sex with ex-girlfriends...

the name of your penis...

how sad it is that women have to sit or squat to pee...

-Max
 
Does she do it on the first date
Spit or swallow
Does she tend to press charges
Never talk about how you got her address (or the pictures)
 
Say you noticed that her hands are smaller than yours and explain your low self esteem issues you have regarding your small penis. Then ask her if you can see her holding your penis (since her hands are smaller, your penis should look bigger for the first time) to increase your self esteem. This is all hypothetical, of course.
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
Say you noticed that her hands are smaller than yours and explain your low self esteem issues you have regarding your small penis. Then ask her if you can see her holding your penis (since her hands are smaller, your penis should look bigger for the first time) to increase your self esteem. This is all hypothetical, of course.
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:Q
 
Pretty much everything is a potential minefield. Its best if you just smile and nod your way through any interactions.
 
Originally posted by: kranky
How many pairs of shoes are necessary.
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Hehe, I can give hours worth of discourse on why I need 5 different pairs of black shoes, an equal number of brown shoes, and a couple dozen more for good measure. 😀
 
there isn't much I won't discuss with a woman worth communicating to. some subjects (or communications in general) may be off limits at particular times. mostly I find that, its the guy who is more sensitive about subjects. I will in particular avoid discussion of certain topics with a girl I'm into, such as past flings.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
haha, yeh this is good, especially when you guys haven't a clue
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The fact that women don't tell guys sh!t, yet still expect us to know everything about them

😉
 
The rash you are being treated for
Being arrested for stalking your last girlfriend
You have an outfit just like hers
 
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