Top Ten Things Men Know About Women

[CPA]

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

Sounds like more than just the weather is cold up in Canada.

 

[Moonbeam]

I saw the thread title and thought to myself, time for a funny, I'll put 10 nothings. 😀

CSMOOTH Quote: "Yeah, but the same is true about women. And the sad part about that is that men are simpler. It should be much easier for women to understand us."
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What's to understand?

 

[CSMOOTH]

Sports...beer....cars....women.....
that is about all there is for men.....

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: CSMOOTH
Sports...beer....cars....women.....
that is about all there is for men.....

Cars... women... and women...

 

[CSMOOTH]

Yeah it varries from guy to guy ..... but you are covered by the list...

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

😀 That was funny.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

Yeah,I like money... and I go out and get my own,yeah I like a good time on dates and have no problem with asking dude out or in paying for it

As to "feminine qualities" no,I have no desire to work 40+ hours a week and still be almost 100 % responsible for home and children while also doing what some fat assed cowboy boot wearing loser tells me to, so head on over to Asia, help some nice Asian woman out by getting her a green card and down the road giving her a house and half your assests 🙂

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

Yeah,I like money... and I go out and get my own,yeah I like a good time on dates and have no problem with asking dude out or in paying for it

As to "feminine qualities" no,I have no desire to work 40+ hours a week and still be almost 100 % responsible for home and children while also doing what some fat assed cowboy boot wearing loser tells me to, so head on over to Asia, help some nice Asian woman out by getting her a green card and down the road giving her a house and half your assests 🙂

Wow...not that the response wasn't deserved but.. /me stops, drops and rolls...

 

[Zebo]

Wow...not that the response wasn't deserved but

Huh why not? He put the foot in mouth and Baffeld2 pointed out that the Asain woman will be just like any western women given the time and US residency. Dude wants to move back to victorian times and that would piss me off if I was woman.,

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
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Actually that list should read like this.

10.
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1. Boobies

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
I think ScrewFace is just afraid of an assertive woman.

Sounds like it.

By the way nice shot Baff 😉

I gotta say...having a nice "femenine" woman would bug me. I don't have much desire for a wife or gf at all...but if I did, I would want a woman who was my equal, not someone who is good at her domestic duties. If I want a cook or a maid I'll hire one (I might just have to think on the latter, but I happen to like cooking so no dice on the former 😛)

I like being on my own...but this whole concept of a nice feminine woman bugs me...
If she wants to belch up nachos, and throw forehead crushed beer cans at the TV while watching WWE and scratching herself...well good, so do I, that's at least one thing we have in common 😛

And if she's a bit of greasemonkey or a gearhead, no problem 😛 I'd like to restore some kind of a 60s Muscle car one day, I could use an extra set of Hands. Maybe she could even teach me something, I've got a lot to learn before I can hope to restore a car 😛

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Noriaki

I gotta say...having a nice "femenine" woman would bug me. I don't have much desire for a wife or gf at all...but if I did, I would want a woman who was my equal, not someone who is good at her domestic duties. If I want a cook or a maid I'll hire one (I might just have to think on the latter, but I happen to like cooking so no dice on the former 😛)

I like being on my own...but this whole concept of a nice feminine woman bugs me...
If she wants to belch up nachos, and throw forehead crushed beer cans at the TV while watching WWE and scratching herself...well good, so do I, that's at least one thing we have in common 😛

Noriaki,

In time, you might well come to appreciate the finer qualities of a woman. They are cleaner, neater, smell better, and are really nice to have around the house. They are a nice balance to men, they keep food and band-aids in their purses, they remember important dates, and lots of other stuff I cannot think of right now.

But who am I to talk, I actually enjoy snuggling up with Thumper while watching a romantic movie, so perhaps I'm just weird. 🙂

Sigh, I think she has won herself a spot in my heart, I'm so screwed! :Q

Grasshopper

 

[Noriaki]

Cleaner...hmph...last time I had a female roommate she just pissed me off becuase she was constantly trying to make me be cleaner.

Smell better...I agree...but I have a poor sense of smell so it doesn't matter so much 😛

Hard to deny the usefulness of having Bandages handy though.

But who am I to talk, I actually enjoy snuggling up with Thumper while watching a romantic movie, so perhaps I'm just weird.

That depends...is the snuggling up with her you enjoy, or the movie itself?
Take her out of the equation, and ask yourself if you like the movie still 😛

Hell even I like to snuggle up with a woman on occasion.

 

[spanky]

click here

 

[Grasshopper27]

Cleaner...hmph...last time I had a female roommate she just pissed me off becuase she was constantly trying to make me be cleaner.

Yea, that happened to me as well. I used to be a bit messy, but a few years ago I gave having a roomie a try. Since I like women, I figured I'd get myself a female roommate. We only lived together a year, but I did develop some neater habbits, mostly at her insistance! 😀

Hard to deny the usefulness of having Bandages handy though.

Thumper keeps everything and the kitchen sink in her purse. I actually have cut myself, and vola she pulled out a baid-aid. I think she could keep me alive if I were hit by a bus with what she has in there. 🙂 (she used to be an EMT, so I think she has more stuff other than band-aids in there)

That depends...is the snuggling up with her you enjoy, or the movie itself?

Err, ok... you got me, it is really the snuggling up with her that I enjoy. The movie is nice because you cannot really snuggle up to something like Black Hawk Down. 🙂

Take her out of the equation, and ask yourself if you like the movie still

Honestly, no... I don't watch romantic movies by myself. Does this mean I'm normal? 😕

Grasshopper

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

That depends...is the snuggling up with her you enjoy, or the movie itself?

Err, ok... you got me, it is really the snuggling up with her that I enjoy. The movie is nice because you cannot really snuggle up to something like Black Hawk Down. 🙂

Fair enough...it is rather hard to enjoy a nice snuggle when the bass from the RPG explosions is making your couch vibrate 😛

Take her out of the equation, and ask yourself if you like the movie still

Honestly, no... I don't watch romantic movies by myself. Does this mean I'm normal? 😕

Grasshopper

uh..hmm..maybe we should just go with less weird 😀 😛

 

[Mustangrrl]

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

Feminine qualities... hmm... OH ok, I get it -- listen, just because women aren't miserable slaves and don't believe every word blurted out of your ignorant pie hole doesn't mean we "suck."

Oh, and just because women won't sleep with YOU, doesn't mean we are lesbians.

I think the problem lies with YOUR qualities, not those of Western women.
~robyn

 

[SuperCyrix]

Western women suck

emm...ok....Nothing like a "me love you for very long time" eh?

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl

Originally posted by: ScrewFace
3) Western women suck! They all want only money and a good time. They are rude, arrogant, untrustworthy, unfaithful, liars, and closet lesbos.

This is why more and more men are going to Asia to find women because they have retained their feminine qualities unlike Western women.

Feminine qualities... hmm... OH ok, I get it -- listen, just because women aren't miserable slaves and don't believe every word blurted out of your ignorant pie hole doesn't mean we "suck."

Oh, and just because women won't sleep with YOU, doesn't mean we are lesbians.

I think the problem lies with YOUR qualities, not those of Western women.
~robyn

Wooo Robyn. Tearing a chunk outta somebody 😛