- Oct 9, 1999
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Smacknut, this is just the wrong bunch of folks to show up in front of and tell them you just spent $4,200 on a 'puter mainly to play games . . . and now you're disappointed! We'll just tear you a new vacancy, motel man!!
And don't worry about Red Dawn, he's a charm school dropout, but one of the finest and most knowledgeable folks you'll ever have the opportunity to be insulted by.
Red might say something like, "Erin Shores Motel? Green tinged sheets don't make you Irish, putz, use bleach and change them occasionally!", but, of course, I wouldn't. That would just be mean.
On a more helpful note, I DO have some Pentagon surplus toilet seats you may be interested in, only $900 per. Nothing says "class" like a motel room with it's very own flip down toilet seat cover.
And don't worry about Red Dawn, he's a charm school dropout, but one of the finest and most knowledgeable folks you'll ever have the opportunity to be insulted by.
Red might say something like, "Erin Shores Motel? Green tinged sheets don't make you Irish, putz, use bleach and change them occasionally!", but, of course, I wouldn't. That would just be mean.
On a more helpful note, I DO have some Pentagon surplus toilet seats you may be interested in, only $900 per. Nothing says "class" like a motel room with it's very own flip down toilet seat cover.
