Top movie quotes.

[crisp82]

I think it's about time for a movie quotes thread, so here we go. Post the film, character and quote below., unless its's really obvious...

I'll start with a classic Arnie line that i relate to right now:

Film: Terminator 2
Character: T-800
Line: " Uuugggghhhhhh.....I need a vacation.......

 

[chiwawa626]

Dude wheres my car!

 

[amnesiac]

"I am Godzilla....and YOU are JAPAN!!!"

Name the movie!

 

[Anubis]

...This is what happens when you fuk a stranger in the ass!...

 

[Wallydraigle]

Film: Conan the Barbarian

Conan (to priest of Set): Is this your priest's robe?
Priest: Yes, it's all I have.
Conan: Good... (busts priests guts) it's all you'll ever need.

 

[Lonyo]

"My, this is a tasty burger"
"Say 'what' again, b!tch"

Pulp Fiction

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Going from memory: "Son we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's going to do it, you? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what i know... That while Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence to you while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life defending something. YOU use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which i provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a d@mn what you think you are entitled to!!!"

Movie: A Few Good Men
Actor: Jack Nicholson
Character: Col. Nathan R. Jessup

Man i still got it. Took me a while to memorize that like 3 years ago...

Matt

 

[VBboy]

Mr. Anderson!!!

Smith... Agent Smith.

Guns, lots of guns!

Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cuz Kansas is going bye-bye

 

[rudeguy]

"its squidgy...I got a turtle head poking out...seriously I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!"
fat bastard
austin powers 3

 

[Kadarin]

Fight Club has too many brilliant quotes to list.
Buckaroo Banzai is also good for a few..

 

[bolomite]

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. 'Cuz it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh!t to do!"

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: crisp82
I think it's about time for a movie quotes thread, so here we go. Post the film, character and quote below., unless its's really obvious...

I'll start with a classic Arnie line that i relate to right now:

Film: Terminator 2
Character: T-800
Line: " Uuugggghhhhhh.....I need a vacation.......

Film: Full Metal Jacket
Character: the drill sergeant
Line: "Five feet-nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!"

Line: "The only things out of Texas are steers and queers and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

 

I got you good you fscker!

 

[anxi80]

snatch. has tons of great quotes. snatch quotes. TY IMDB!

Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad Imar Bruce Lee! You can't change fighters!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718

Originally posted by: crisp82
I think it's about time for a movie quotes thread, so here we go. Post the film, character and quote below., unless its's really obvious...

I'll start with a classic Arnie line that i relate to right now:

Film: Terminator 2
Character: T-800
Line: " Uuugggghhhhhh.....I need a vacation.......

Film: Full Metal Jacket
Character: the drill sergeant
Line: "Five feet-nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!"

Line: "The only things out of Texas are steers and queers and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...whats your malfunction pile?? did you parents have any children that lived? lol...great movie

 

"So, your obously the big dick, a man all beside of ya, and ya balls, There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy lovely human balls. Your dicks have drawn an unclear vision. But there not clever, they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thougut you smelled some good ole' pussy and have brought your two little mincy lovely human balls along for a good ole' time. But you've got ya parties mettled up. Threre's no pussy here, just a dose that would make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick your havin second thoughts. Your shrinkin, and your two little balls are shrinkin wiv ya. And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've DESERT EAGLE .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinkin along with your presence. Now... Fsck Off."

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
"So, your obously the big dick, a man all beside of ya, and ya balls, There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy lovely human balls. Your dicks have drawn an unclear vision. But there not clever, they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thougut you smelled some good ole' pussy and have brought your two little mincy lovely human balls along for a good ole' time. But you've got ya parties mettled up. Threre's no pussy here, just a dose that would make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick your havin second thoughts. Your shrinkin, and your two little balls are shrinkin wiv ya. And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've DESERT EAGLE .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinkin along with your presence. Now... Fsck Off."

lol, after looking up the quotes, pasting mine in, and then reading this, i gotta watch the damn movie now!!

 

[MedicBob]

Lighten up, Frances!!!


Stripes

 

[duke]

" 'PC LOAD LETTER'? WTF is that?!?"

 

[onza]

Mikey, your so money and you dont even know it!

 

[Supermercado]

"Morons! I've got morons on my team." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Also, see sig for another good Butch and Sundance quote.

 

[chiwawa626]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

 

[crisp82]

"don't fcuking eyeball me son"

 

[Scope]

"life is a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes"

Scope!

 

[HombrePequeno]

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fvcking-culturalist.