Originally posted by: Syringer
Cliff's notes for those of us at work?
Clarkson reads out their challenge while driving through the state of Alabama.
Clarkson: ?We should not be shot or arrested as we drive through the proud state of Alabama.?
Clarkson: ?But, we will get bonus points if we can get one of the others shot or arrested.?
Hammond: ?I don?t understand, how do we do that??
Clarkson: ?You will therefore decorate one another?s cars in such a way that to draw maximum attention to yourselves, in this bible bashing, deeply Redneck, Christian part of the union.?
Hammond: ?Decorate?. ?!?!?
Clarkson: ?I think what it means is we have to write slogans on the other ones car?
Hammond: ?To get them killed?
Clarkson: ?Yeah?
They then proceed to paint on each others cars with brightly coloured paint, offensive slogans against the redneck community.
Hammond?s car: In pink writing, ?Man-Love rules ok?. The head lights are also painted in pink with eyelashes painted on the bonnet. You?ve got to see it to believe it. :laugh:
Clarkson?s car: Written straight across each side of the car is the slogan ?Country western rubbish?, plus some other stuff.
James?s car: Written right across each side of his car is ?Hillary for president? and ?NASCAR SUCKS?
They then pull over into a petrol station to fill up their fuel, and all hell breaks loose when some rednecks turn up. They were chased out of the petrol station and had rocks thrown at them too. Along with other verbal abuse the camera men were also chased.
Funny guaranteed
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