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Top four Ugly cars on the road

Zebo

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Re: Subaru Baja

Then, as if they haven't given your eyes enough of a beast raping, they tack on two tons of ugly plastic trim on the side and paint it shiny so people will know that your dumbass is coming from miles away.
 
some of those cars are pretty cheap, whats with the "wealth can't buy class" comment.

i enjoyed his "my balls are huge" article far more 🙂
 
I disagree, There is no way the Aztec is 2nd to the Baja.

The baja is just a modern El Camino. 😛
 
Yeah, our new apartment neighbor has a damned Chevy Avalance. Not only is it ugly, but he takes up like 3 parking spaces with it, and it blocks out the sun.

 
I vote for anything lowered and riced out including the people that take their brand new 4X4 and lower it with small wheels and tires.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yeah, our new apartment neighbor has a damned Chevy Avalance. Not only is it ugly, but he takes up like 3 parking spaces with it, and it blocks out the sun.

LOL... Call me crazy but a 40K truck and living in apt...? Oh well people have thier reasons.'


Heres maddoxs ride

 
Originally posted by: Zebo
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yeah, our new apartment neighbor has a damned Chevy Avalance. Not only is it ugly, but he takes up like 3 parking spaces with it, and it blocks out the sun.

LOL... Call me crazy but a 40K truck and living in apt...? Oh well people have thier reasons.'


Heres maddoxs ride

It's a house/apartment. A 150 year old super-sized house split into 4 apartment areas. All of the annoyances of both (we share water, sound travels very well, limited parking, etc). It's $300/mo. Maybe he bought more TruckUV than he can afford? I dunno. They need to quit burning incense though. Blech.
 
maddox is *yawn*.

also, aztek is by the ugliest. el camino was exactly the same as the subaru. I wonder if the rubber side panels are anymore ding resistant than the standard fare-
 
Aztec's are for flaming gay men. I don't know why but every time I see one of these cars I see a bunch of gay flaming men inside of them.


And I'm confused who made the Avalanche. Chevy or Tuppermaid? Did they have a recent merger?
 
Originally posted by: Zebo
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yeah, our new apartment neighbor has a damned Chevy Avalance. Not only is it ugly, but he takes up like 3 parking spaces with it, and it blocks out the sun.

LOL... Call me crazy but a 40K truck and living in apt...? Oh well people have thier reasons.'


Heres maddoxs ride

My neighbor has a freakin' H2! We live in STUDIO APARTMENTS! The dude has more living space in his car than he does in his apartment!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Regs
Aztec's are for flaming gay men. I don't know why but every time I see one of these cars I see a bunch of gay flaming men inside of them.


And I'm confused who made the Avalanche. Chevy or Tuppermaid? Did they have a recent merger?

Rubbermaid makes the Element. The Avalanche comes with or without all the plastic sh-t...
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Zebo
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yeah, our new apartment neighbor has a damned Chevy Avalance. Not only is it ugly, but he takes up like 3 parking spaces with it, and it blocks out the sun.

LOL... Call me crazy but a 40K truck and living in apt...? Oh well people have thier reasons.'


Heres maddoxs ride

My neighbor has a freakin' H2! We live in STUDIO APARTMENTS! The dude has more living space in his car than he does in his apartment!!!!!

It's all about priorities I guess.

Does he work in a job that allows him to lease vehicles? Whether personally as a tax write off or the company pays for it?

Guy across the street, young guy maybe in his early twenties, used to drive a Honda S2000 last year but now has since traded up to a BMW M3 Convertible. Must be leased cuz he certainly wouldn't be paying for that vehicle.
 
I like how Avalanches look (new models don't have the plastic, people complained about wax getting stuck in it) but the other 3 are pretty fugly. Also, if looks are the most important thing, these vehicles would fail dramatically. If I'm not mistaken, the Avalanche is rated extremely high for what it does.
 
Originally posted by: Regs
Aztec's are for flaming gay men. I don't know why but every time I see one of these cars I see a bunch of gay flaming men inside of them.


And I'm confused who made the Avalanche. Chevy or Tuppermaid? Did they have a recent merger?
Rubbermaid and Tupperware are still separate companies last I checked.
 
Funny name for the Subaru.

"Baja" is Swedish slang for a bunch of thing, all of which relate to $hit or asses in one way or the other.
For example, "Baja" could mean just "Ass", which is rather fitting.
Or it could mean the act of $hitting.

All in all, a very fitting name.

Reminds me of the Honda "Fitta". 😀
 
Originally posted by: Eli
I disagree, There is no way the Aztec is 2nd to the Baja.

The baja is just a modern El Camino. 😛

No, the El Camino (and the Subaru Brat, for that matter) had a usable-sized bed. The Baja's bed is like 3-4 feet long, virtually worthless. One might as well get an Outback wagon for the same money, or a standard Legacy wagon for a lot less.
 
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