LOL!
You'd think that's true actually...
Still... I can't get Amanda to come to Texas for a three-way with Thumper and me.
*ducks incoming trout slap from Amanda*
Ha! Ya missed!
*runs off laughing*
Hopper
LordMaul
Lifer
- Nov 16, 2000
- 15,168
- 1
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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
LOL!
You'd think that's true actually...
Still... I can't get Amanda to come to Texas for a three-way with Thumper and me.
*ducks incoming trout slap from Amanda*
Ha! Ya missed!
*runs off laughing*
Hopper
You know, it's posts like these that make me think "Thumper" is a rightfully nicknamed 7'1" 450 pound hairy truck driver that makes Chewbacca look like a pasty white geek...
LOL!Originally posted by: LordMaul
You know, it's posts like these that make me think "Thumper" is a rightfully nicknamed 7'1" 450 pound hairy truck driver that makes Chewbacca look like a pasty white geek...
Hey, you can ask Amanda, she's seen her... Didn't convince her to come visit however. :|
Sigh...
Hopper
LordMaul
Lifer
- Nov 16, 2000
- 15,168
- 1
- 0
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
LOL!Originally posted by: LordMaul
You know, it's posts like these that make me think "Thumper" is a rightfully nicknamed 7'1" 450 pound hairy truck driver that makes Chewbacca look like a pasty white geek...
Hey, you can ask Amanda, she's seen her... Didn't convince her to come visit however. :|
Sigh...
Hopper
You have an ohtwell fetish, don't you? :Q
Who, me?Originally posted by: LordMaul
You have an ohtwell fetish, don't you? :Q
*wanders off, looking for ohtwell*
Pliablemoose
Lifer
- Oct 11, 1999
- 25,195
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7.) I can't throw a towel into a hamper, much less any type of ball-football, baseball, bb. etc
6.) I have outrun the cops, in a pickup, 2 diff motorcycles, & several sedans, it's not so much driving fast, but having planned escape routes
5.) Lowest grade in college was goddamn dance class, a "C"if ever there should have been an easy "A" that was it.
4.) I really could care less if a gay woman is attracted to me or not.
3.) I fake orgasms too
2.) Me strong, smelly man, not want to bend over in shower & live in fear in my own home.
1.) With enough cash, all things are possible, I choose monogamy (& I really hope my wife does too, cuz VD's suck)
6.) I have outrun the cops, in a pickup, 2 diff motorcycles, & several sedans, it's not so much driving fast, but having planned escape routes
5.) Lowest grade in college was goddamn dance class, a "C"if ever there should have been an easy "A" that was it.
4.) I really could care less if a gay woman is attracted to me or not.
3.) I fake orgasms too
2.) Me strong, smelly man, not want to bend over in shower & live in fear in my own home.
1.) With enough cash, all things are possible, I choose monogamy (& I really hope my wife does too, cuz VD's suck)
7 - I throw like a girl
6 - Wouldn't try to outrun the cops... they will catch up with you eventually
5 - I can't dance.
4 - I couldn't turn a lesbian straight.
3 - I'm sure the figurative "she" will fake it at some point in time. Its bound to happen.
2 - I'm not attracted to men at all.
1 - A 3-some isn't going to happen.
I only deny 2, but I'm comfortable and secure with the fact that I'm 100% hetero.
Ryan
6 - Wouldn't try to outrun the cops... they will catch up with you eventually
5 - I can't dance.
4 - I couldn't turn a lesbian straight.
3 - I'm sure the figurative "she" will fake it at some point in time. Its bound to happen.
2 - I'm not attracted to men at all.
1 - A 3-some isn't going to happen.
I only deny 2, but I'm comfortable and secure with the fact that I'm 100% hetero.
Ryan
7. I have an okay arm, I can throw and pitch
6. Damn pigs with Crown Victorias kill my Astro, but I have burned a undercover Regal(he told me to slow down only.. phew)
5. I dance pretty good. I'm from Middle East, I go to many weddings and receptions. I love to dance. Americans usually have no rythem.
4. I wouldn't give a krap about lesbos :disgust:
3. .....I wouldn't know... never done......... It
2. I'm straight... but I will admit it when there's a good looking guy in the room.
1. I have no desire to do threesomes. If so beit I can get it okay, if not... who cares.
6. Damn pigs with Crown Victorias kill my Astro, but I have burned a undercover Regal(he told me to slow down only.. phew)
5. I dance pretty good. I'm from Middle East, I go to many weddings and receptions. I love to dance. Americans usually have no rythem.
4. I wouldn't give a krap about lesbos :disgust:
3. .....I wouldn't know... never done......... It
2. I'm straight... but I will admit it when there's a good looking guy in the room.
1. I have no desire to do threesomes. If so beit I can get it okay, if not... who cares.
I didn't know so many men fantisized (sp) about threesomes so much. I really have never had a desire for such a thing.
I don't mind admitting a guy is handsome but I have never been attracted to a guy before and I don't see it happening any time in the future.
I don't mind admitting a guy is handsome but I have never been attracted to a guy before and I don't see it happening any time in the future.
methinks it tells something about the author:
7) his arm sucks... he throws like a girl
6) he couldn't outrun nanny and her walker
5) he steps on other people's feet and prolly is tone deaf too
4) he's into mannish looking women
3) every girl he's had has faked it
2) he's sexually confused
1) he wants to sleep with everything and everyone at the same time
Gosh, I should go to sleep now.
7) his arm sucks... he throws like a girl
6) he couldn't outrun nanny and her walker
5) he steps on other people's feet and prolly is tone deaf too
4) he's into mannish looking women
3) every girl he's had has faked it
2) he's sexually confused
1) he wants to sleep with everything and everyone at the same time
Gosh, I should go to sleep now.
My GF has told me when she hasn't had one. Why would she need to fake it if she already tells me she doesn't have one?
<== monkey dance
<== monkey dance
Lithium381
Lifer
- May 12, 2001
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- 81
i didn't read the list, but from the responces, i can geuss what they were.....and can say that most don't apply to me as well, no lie! really!
7 - My arm is pretty close to average. I can throw very hard with a baseball but my accuracy is not all there. I can throw fairly accurate with a football but not more than about 20-25 yards and pretty hard. So right around average.
6 - I can and have outrun the cops but since I will be one in a few years and I don't do anything in a car that is illegal this does not concern me. Now if I HAD to I am 100% positive I could in the Mustang. In the Explorer I would just go ahead and pull into the Police station.
5 - I can't dance worth a damn.
4 - I wouldn't be hooking up with a lesbian.
3 - They get me off and I don't care about them.
2 - Hmm... I am not gay nor would I ever be but I don't bash or attack gays.
1 - The stars could align right.
6 - I can and have outrun the cops but since I will be one in a few years and I don't do anything in a car that is illegal this does not concern me. Now if I HAD to I am 100% positive I could in the Mustang. In the Explorer I would just go ahead and pull into the Police station.
5 - I can't dance worth a damn.
4 - I wouldn't be hooking up with a lesbian.
3 - They get me off and I don't care about them.
2 - Hmm... I am not gay nor would I ever be but I don't bash or attack gays.
1 - The stars could align right.
Played football in H.S.. Was pretty good.
Never had to outrun anyone.
I have pretty good rhythym.
A couple of women left me and turned to lesbianism after that!
I fake it too!
I'm 100% Hetero
#1 was more work tan fun. Dang catty women!
Never had to outrun anyone.
I have pretty good rhythym.
A couple of women left me and turned to lesbianism after that!
I fake it too!
I'm 100% Hetero
#1 was more work tan fun. Dang catty women!
Anubis
No Lifer
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