Top 10 times in history the "F" word was used

[profet]

I got this from the latest Super Street, from a joke contest
Top 10 times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate:

10. "Scattered f#$%ing showers, my ass"
- Noah, 4314 B.C.
09. "How the f#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
08. "You want WHAT on the f#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566
07. "Where did all those F#$%ing Indians come from?"
- General Custer, 1877
06. "It does so f#$%ing look like her!"
- Pablo Picasso, 1926
05. "Where the f#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937
04. "Any f#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein, 1938
03. "What the f#$% was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
02. "I need this parade like I need a f#$%ing hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy, 1963
01. "Aw, c'mon. Who the f#$% is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1997

 

[McPhreak]

 

[Anubis]

hehe nice

 

[wfbberzerker]

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[notfred]

The pythagoreas doesn't make any sense. Who is he supposed to be talking to?

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: notfred
The pythagoreas doesn't make any sense. Who is he supposed to be talking to?

The other dude, duh.

 

[human2k]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: notfred
The pythagoreas doesn't make any sense. Who is he supposed to be talking to?

The other dude, duh.

hahahah

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: notfred
The pythagoreas doesn't make any sense. Who is he supposed to be talking to?

who the #^@# cares, it was pretty funny

 

[MedicBob]

LMFAO, nice.

 

[Babbles]

That was too funny, I liked it.

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: notfred
The pythagoreas doesn't make any sense. Who is he supposed to be talking to?

I dunno...perhaps the dude who really invented his theorem that he stole credit for?
BTW, that is not real history, but maybe that's what the joke is trying to imply?

 

[MaxDSP]

LMAO...

 

[oLLie]

#2 and #3 are a little insensitive. Guess that's why they call them jokes tho, heh.

 

[Swanny]

LOL!


Actually I think 10 and 9 are the best

 

[classy]

OMG that is so funny. I am in tears.

03. "What the f#$% was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

LOL

 

[placebo139]

eh... nothing that funny...

 

[SSP]

Pretty funny.

 

[DanFungus]

hahaha

 

[Geekbabe]

hehehe, I love it!

 

[microAmp]

That's pretty good #3 being my favorite....

 

[MinorityReport]

03. "What the f#$% was that?"

This one is very bad in humour. Lots of inncoents died that day.

I mean if a pro Alqueda person wanted, he would replace Mayor Of Hiroshima with Mayor Gulliani of NYC on 9/11.

No more a joke now, eh ?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MinorityReport

03. "What the f#$% was that?"

This one is very bad in humour. Lots of inncoents died that day.

I mean if a pro Alqueda person wanted, he would replace Mayor Of Hiroshima with Mayor Gulliani of NYC on 9/11.

No more a joke now, eh ?

Blah Blah Blah. Trolling...

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: MinorityReport

03. "What the f#$% was that?"

This one is very bad in humour. Lots of inncoents died that day.

I mean if a pro Alqueda person wanted, he would replace Mayor Of Hiroshima with Mayor Gulliani of NYC on 9/11.

No more a joke now, eh ?

you just ruined it

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MinorityReport
troll troll troll 9/11 reference troll troll troll comparing World War II to an unprovoked terrorist attack troll troll troll

Edited for clarity.

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: MinorityReport
troll troll troll 9/11 reference troll troll troll comparing World War II to an unprovoked terrorist attack troll troll troll

Edited for clarity.

- M4H

buahhahahah!