Top 10 Star Wars Quotes/Lines Said During Sex

[Fritzo]

10. "You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."

9. "Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright."

8. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

7. "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled!"

6. "The force is strong with this one."

5. "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time."

4. "It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

3. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm ...."

2. "Back door, huh? Good idea."

1. "I can hold it ... I can hold it ... I CAN'T HOLD IT!"

http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/01/top-10-star-wars-quotes-that-describe-our-sex-lives/

 

[BassBomb]

surprised no "I am your father"

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

surprised no "I am your father"

*looks at handle... looks at quote... *

 

[Blackjack200]

"Luke... I am your father!" :awe:

Edit: Oh for crying out loud, beaten to the punch six ways from sunday.

 

[mugs]

A few of those made me laugh, a few of them were a stretch.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Sexually slanted Star Wars quotes

As old as the internets...

Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie! A
little higher, just a little higher

 

[Crono]

This list is fail without the Chewie wookie howl.

 

[coldmeat]

#8, #4, and #3 all should be #1.

 

[Kanalua]

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

 

[Crono]

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?"

 

[cronos]

I was so sure there would be:

"I have a bad feeling about this.."

 

[Fritzo]

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?"

THIS should have been on the list.

 

[TheVrolok]

The win is strong with these quotations.

 

[jonks]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

 

[lifeobry]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

lmao

 

[I Saw OJ]

Someone get this walking carpet out of my way?

 

[SunnyD]

What, no "Help me Obi Wan!!!"???

 

[zerocool84]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

#1 right here

 

[Jeff7]

Surprising this wasn't there:
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"Size matters not. Look at me."
*zzzzzip*
"Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."

There.

 

[DivideBYZero]

"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight."

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"That's not a moon."

 

[silverpig]

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell."

 

[UberNeuman]

"Punch it!"

 

[Pheran]

"you came in that thing? You're braver than i thought."

WINNER!

EDIT: Apparently this board has an idiotic feature that downcases posts that just happen to be in all caps, including breaking smiley symbols in the process.

 

[dainthomas]

"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

"I have felt him, my master."