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Top 10 Reasons why today is the worst day ever:

BigJimbo

Golden Member
Top 10 Reasons why today is the worst day ever:

10) Pouring rain = 40% of coffee spilled while running from house to truck.

9) 50% of that spilled coffee was spilled on me

8) Flooded roads with people who already dont know how to drive are driving in the left lane to avoid puddles

7) pouring rain = 30 min late for work (see #8)

6) arrive at work & have to run approximatly 120 yards to get to the closest shelter.

5) while running to shelter I encounter several 3' deep puddles and a walkway that is reinacting 'The Great Flood'

4) I realize that I am not Moses

3) Shirt is soaked and the AC never felt colder in here

2) Once in office, I grab the heat gun to dry my socks and shoes...I hold it too close and burn a hole in my shoe.

1) Its only 8am and I have 9 hrs to go


But hey its the sunshine state!

 
Where in Florida do you live? I have a gf down there and I was wondering if this is what I was going to hear about when I call her tonight.
 
10) Rain not your fault: spilling coffee is. Clumsy.

9)Clumsy

8) Should have set off earlier

7) see 8

6) It sucks, but you should have worn a mac/used an umbrella

5) Unobservant/clumsy

4) Stupidity

3) See 6

2) See 4

1) It wouldn't be so bad if you'd thought about things before hand.
 
Well...I have driving with a driving school, and a job interview with Subway today...so hopefully things go well for me 🙂
 
Originally posted by: loic2003
10) Rain not your fault: spilling coffee is. Clumsy.

9)Clumsy

8) Should have set off earlier

7) see 8

6) It sucks, but you should have worn a mac/used an umbrella

5) Unobservant/clumsy

4) Stupidity

3) See 6

2) See 4

1) It wouldn't be so bad if you'd thought about things before hand.


Now please remove the stick from your ass.


I had the same problem today too...but not as bad as you. I was just late 35 minutes to work. But this is me caring. 😀
 
You should walk through the rain rather than run. As much as I dislike the show Mythbusters their testing on walking vs. running through the rain was some of their more scientificly performed experiments and coincides with my own observations.
 
Originally posted by: franksta
You should walk through the rain rather than run. As much as I dislike the show Mythbusters their testing on walking vs. running through the rain was some of their more scientificly performed experiments and coincides with my own observations.

:thumbsup:
didnt believe it when i first saw it, so i did my own little experiment. got less wet walking in moderate rain than running in the same weather
 
i should have refrased that as a fast pace...i dont run much in the morning


PS: Melbourne FL. (Brevard County)
 
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching
 
Originally posted by: loic2003
10) Rain not your fault: spilling coffee is. Clumsy.

9)Clumsy

8) Should have set off earlier

7) see 8

6) It sucks, but you should have worn a mac/used an umbrella

5) Unobservant/clumsy

4) Stupidity

3) See 6

2) See 4

1) It wouldn't be so bad if you'd thought about things before hand.

Oh....just STFU.

:roll:


 
Originally posted by: BigJimbo
Top 10 Reasons why today is the worst day ever:

10) Pouring rain = 40% of coffee spilled while running from house to truck.

9) 50% of that spilled coffee was spilled on me

8) Flooded roads with people who already dont know how to drive are driving in the left lane to avoid puddles

7) pouring rain = 30 min late for work (see #6)

6) arrive at work & have to run approximatly 120 yards to get to the closest shelter.

5) while running to shelter I encounter several 3' deep puddles and a walkway that is reinacting 'The Great Flood'

4) I realize that I am not Moses

3) Shirt is soaked and the AC never felt colder in here

2) Once in office, I grab the heat gun to dry my socks and shoes...I hold it too close and burn a hole in my shoe.

1) Its only 8am and I have 9 hrs to go


But hey its the sunshine state!

Hurricane season is starting so don't be to positive.
 
Originally posted by: gigapet
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching

*removes bug from gigapet's butt*
 
Originally posted by: gigapet
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching

Looks like you cant take a joke.

An umbrella would not have kept me much drier if I had one (shoes are what really got soaked)

The weather was the reason I was late.

I woke up at the same time as usual and I make it to work every day 15 min early.

 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: gigapet
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching

*removes bug from gigapet's butt*

i like my bug where it is thanks.

 
Originally posted by: BigJimbo
Originally posted by: gigapet
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching

Looks like you cant take a joke.

An umbrella would not have kept me much drier if I had one (shoes are what really got soaked)

The weather was the reason I was late.

I woke up at the same time as usual and I make it to work every day 15 min early.

whatever....keep putting the responsiblity somewhere else.....that always works :roll:

 
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: BigJimbo
Originally posted by: gigapet
looks like all your problems stem from the fact that your an idiot without an umbrella who does not allow himself enough time in the morning.

stop bitching

Looks like you cant take a joke.

An umbrella would not have kept me much drier if I had one (shoes are what really got soaked)

The weather was the reason I was late.

I woke up at the same time as usual and I make it to work every day 15 min early.

whatever....keep putting the responsiblity somewhere else.....that always works :roll:


Sounds like you're having a bad day yourself there, why don't you climb down off that big ass horse and join the rest of us lowly humans.

-Max
 
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