Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women.

[Demon-Xanth]

Ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman


10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun

 

[MrChad]

Yeah, but handguns can blow your head OFF :Q

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman


10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 😛

 

[acemcmac]

we have a winnnar

handguns also don't have a warm and special place for you to holster your willie 🙁

 

[maziwanka]

hahaha. the number one reason is good, but laughing at this list makes me feel old.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Yeah, but handguns can blow your head OFF :Q

Ummm, do "Courtney Love" and "Kurt Cobain" ring a bell? Besides, last I've seen, guns don't usually go off by themselves.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman


10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 😛

😀 So many friends, so many hot wives.

 

[Rustynuts]

Yea, but women can "Bobbitize" you!

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: MrChad
Yeah, but handguns can blow your head OFF :Q

Ummm, do "Courtney Love" and "Kurt Cobain" ring a bell? Besides, last I've seen, guns don't usually go off by themselves.

Bleh, my attempt at sexual innuendo has failed miserably.

"handguns blow your head OFF"
"women just blow your ..."

😛

 

[loic2003]

11. Your kid can't get hold of your woman and blow their brains out by accident...

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: MrChad
Yeah, but handguns can blow your head OFF :Q

Ummm, do "Courtney Love" and "Kurt Cobain" ring a bell? Besides, last I've seen, guns don't usually go off by themselves.

oh SHUT UP with that last comment. You took this thread from 'funny joke' into 'guns are great if you dont love guns you suck'. Nice work.

The list was funny though.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: loic2003
11. Your kid can't get hold of your woman and blow their brains out by accident...

:roll:

 

[oboeguy]

11. You can shoot whenever you're ready. 😀