Took this 6 mile hike today and I got to thinking...

[Ozoned]

about why my hips were hurting so bad.

Well, last night I sit down on the toilet and the seat broke and
I ended up wedged between the wall and the toilet. It was really embarrassing.
I had to have help getting out.

To make a long story short it has happened about 8 times in the last year, not wedged each time, but
always takes me by surprise.

I feel like it is some sort of really bad luck.

I am not a big fellow and I buy the best walmart has.

Anybody else got really bad luck??

 

I think you're mistaking your fat ass for bad luck.

 

[Futher]

Maybe Walmart isn't the way to go for Toilets...

 

[Bulk Beef]

If you've busted eight toilet seats in a year, you're bigger than you think.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

It took you a 6 mile hike to get you think about that?!

 

[pulse8]

That's not bad luck.

I've never sat and broke a toilet seat in my life let alone 8 in a year.

 

[TechnoKid]

Get a stainless steel toilet seat. That shouldn't break. Or go to home depot.

 

[duke]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
It took you a 6 mile hike to get you think about that?!

:beer:

 

[StageLeft]

Dumb thread.

 

[mugs]

Wow... that's terrible... you had to have people help you get out? With your pants down and all? That sucks. Yeah, 8 toilet seats in one year is a bit ridiculous.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Sue WalMart. It's all their fault! Your psyche is scarred forever.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Um, how "not big" are you?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Dumb thread.

Equal post.

Anyway, are you overweight ozoned? Or do you just go into spasmatic convulsions because you hold it so long? How in the HELL could you manage to break a toilet seat?

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Well just start crappin on the ground. No toilet seat, no problem.

 

[sonambulo]

8 seats. Wow. That's all I can say, just wow.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Dumb thread.

Equal post.

Anyway, are you overweight ozoned? Or do you just go into spasmatic convulsions because you hold it so long? How in the HELL could you manage to break a toilet seat?

Oh come on you should know better with your post count ffmcobalt. This guy has broken 8 seats or been jammed between a toilet and the wall 8 times in the last year? Nobody except the fattest man on earth would break 8 seats in a year.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Well just start crappin on the ground. No toilet seat, no problem.

He might squat in midair and break the wind.

 

[ErmanC]

Dude, keep your feet on the floor next time.

 

[eigen]

You sound like one fat FCK ... 8 seats in year ....C'mon How much do you weigh...

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: eigen
You sound like one fat FCK ... 8 seats in year ....C'mon How much do you weigh...

I only weigh 170 lbs.

Hard to believe crap like this just happens to me.

 

[cerebusPu]

170 pounds? thats about how much i weigh and Ive never broken a toilet seat in my life.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Dumb thread.

 

[XZeroII]

Do you jump up and down on the seat or something??? You know, thrusting into the bowl doesn't make it come out any faster

 

[Psycho18]

LMAO@THREAD!!!!!!!
LOL, this is extemely funny.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Do you jump up and down on the seat or something??? You know, thrusting into the bowl doesn't make it come out any faster

lol, i think his mom should have included the toilet seat when training the kids not to jump on the bed.