Took out my nipple rings for good today

MrSquished

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End of an era. What era? I have no idea.

Back when I was in my early twenties I had a bunch of piercings. Eventually around 26 years old they all came out save for the nips. Those I kept in until my grand old age of 42 right now. Hey at least I won't be walking in circles anymore!
 

MrSquished

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things I do not need to know:

1. PixelSquish is a 42 year old nipple-ringer.

Trust me, the amount they hurt you'd be loathe to take them out too even after you went back to looking nice and clean cut. A lot of girls I hooked up with the last 15 years were all kinda turned on when they saw them too. So that was also motivational.
 

Darwin333

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Trust me, the amount they hurt you'd be loathe to take them out too even after you went back to looking nice and clean cut. A lot of girls I hooked up with the last 15 years were all kinda turned on when they saw them too. So that was also motivational.

Maybe you should graduate to the ring through the head of your penis to keep the woman turned on.
 

Red Squirrel

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Can't imagine having piercings especially in places like that. I'd be too worried it gets caught on something, like while sleeping or working out or something. Ouch.
 

Zeze

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Can't imagine having piercings especially in places like that. I'd be too worried it gets caught on something, like while sleeping or working out or something. Ouch.
[Wince] o_O

TigerWoodsWince_large.jpg
 

nakedfrog

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Today, you are a man.

I mean, yesterday you were a man too. But also today.
 

AMDisTheBEST

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Shit. I love the body that nature gave me. I cant imagine piecibg any part of it with an external object.
 

Zorba

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I miss my wife's nipple bars, though they only lasted about 6 months. Really I loved looking at them, but they got in the way a lot.
 

MrSquished

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Now you just need to get rid of those earlobe stretchers.

Now while I am wondering why most of y'all are squeamish about some little ole nipple rings, I will agree those earlobe stretchers did not interest me in the slightest even at my most rebellious phase. Thankfully cause once you stretch those suckers out good they look terrible when you take them out. Looks like an old droopy vagina in your ear.
 

stormkroe

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Now while I am wondering why most of y'all are squeamish about some little ole nipple rings, I will agree those earlobe stretchers did not interest me in the slightest even at my most rebellious phase. Thankfully cause once you stretch those suckers out good they look terrible when you take them out. Looks like an old droopy vagina in your ear.
Don't you mean 'sounds' like?

:sly:
 

pcgeek11

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Now while I am wondering why most of y'all are squeamish about some little ole nipple rings, I will agree those earlobe stretchers did not interest me in the slightest even at my most rebellious phase. Thankfully cause once you stretch those suckers out good they look terrible when you take them out. Looks like an old droopy vagina in your ear.


Like handles... LOL
 
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I've always had a lifetime aspirational goal of putting a padlock on some random douche that has one of those huge earhole piercings.

Definitely going to be on my bucket list, and something tells me OP had one of those piercings at one point or another.
 

MrSquished

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I've always had a lifetime aspirational goal of putting a padlock on some random douche that has one of those huge earhole piercings.

Definitely going to be on my bucket list, and something tells me OP had one of those piercings at one point or another.

man a couple of little nip piercings can really bring out the judgemental dicks around here :cool:

I had multiple piercings but never got the ear stretching piercing because I didn't like the potential for permanent scarring and also I simply didn't like the way it looked. On the flip side I've known plenty of people with and without those particular piercings. I can tell you some of the nicest people I knew stretched their ears and some of the biggest dickheads I've ever met had nary a single visible body modification on them. Go figure right?
 

OutHouse

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Now you just need to get rid of those earlobe stretchers.

my company is building a new office and i was there today putting in A/V and other shit and i saw this painter with stretched lobes that you could probably fit a golf ball through and it was just gross.
 

AdamK47

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This totally explains the Tapatalk signature debacle.

Next time, think before you do things.
 

JSt0rm

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man removes butt plug after 42 years. what happens next will shock you...