Too...much...guacamole...

[Orsorum]

Made some tonight for a snack... a tip to y'all, 4 avocados, sour cream and salsa is WAY too much for one man.

/me goes off to nurse his guacamole-swollen stomach

 

[TallBill]

FART MACHINE

 

[bradruth]

I've never had guacamole outside of a restaurant or cafeteria. :Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

My mom can't eat guac anymore because she got drunk on wine and barfed the wine and guac up --and the guac looked exactly the way it did before she ate it.

 

[upsciLLion]

At least your colon will be clean by morning.

 

[TallBill]

I think white castle is calling my name.. DAMN YOU AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT FOOD LATE AT NIGHT.. DAMN YOU

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I think white castle is calling my name.. DAMN YOU AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT FOOD LATE AT NIGHT.. DAMN YOU

Mmmm, Jack in the Box!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
At least your colon will be clean by morning.

Will it really clean me out?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
At least your colon will be clean by morning.

Will it really clean me out?

Probably not. But you'd better wear one of these just to be sure.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
At least your colon will be clean by morning.

Will it really clean me out?

Probably not. But you'd better wear one of these just to be sure.

I already do. :evil:

 

[petery83]

Too...much...info...

 

[TitanDiddly]

I can only eat guacamole if I don't look at it. Have you ever witnessed dried up guacamole? Barf.

 

[Kadarin]

When I think of guacamole, the visual image that comes to mind is that of an ice cream scoop full of bile.

 

[Chaotic42]

Stop eating our young!

And it's pronounced gwaca-mow-lee

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
I can only eat guacamole if I don't look at it. Have you ever witnessed dried up guacamole? Barf.

I have not.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Stop eating our young!

And it's pronounced gwaca-mow-lee

I'm sorry I ate your children.

 

[HappyFace]

I :heart: guacamole!!! I'll have to make some tomorrow!

 

[ViRGE]

Damn, I wish I had some right now, it's sounding good.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Damn, I wish I had some right now, it's sounding good.

It was good! Too much salsa, though, and the avacados were too ripe.

 

[yhelothar]

mmm avocadoes and guacamole!
Anyone ever try hamburgers with avocado/guacamole? they make the burger 10x better!

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

I love burgers with avocados!

I plan on making some avocado soup next week when I get my hands on some chicken bones to make chicken stock.

 

[styrafoam]

5 avacados
1/2 onion diced
1 diced tomato
1 bunch of cilantro diced, cutting off majority of the length of stems first
1/2 diced jalapeno
1/2 lime, squeezed for juice

Fresh guacamole is the best!