Too much damn money for a slut

[IronWing]

Need opinions from the escort snobs. In a rush and need a new slut for a work trip leaving next weekend. My $100 ValueCity purchase from 8 years ago is showing it's wear.

Planning to step up a notch with this one, found some interesting options online but no time for that. Likewise a local pimp has a new kid starting around 8-9, but too much and no time.

Found a 1985 for $600, or a $450 Meth Skank at Dillards for $450, both are half cured and both promise to be off the anti-biotics in time for the trip if I buy tomorrow.

Could also use some shoulder candy. Jeans and t-shirts for day to day, but moving up and need to dress her up on occasion.

What theplaidfad said.
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[alkemyst]

-10/1

 

[Tim]

... this is not how a parody should be done.

 

[SandEagle]

-fail/life

 

[Jeeebus]

It's times like these that I am reminded of my sadness that we, the human race, have yet to invent a device that allows me to punch someone in the face through my computer screen.

 

[shortylickens]

It's times like these that I am reminded of my sadness that we, the human race, have yet to invent a device that allows me to punch someone in the face through my computer screen.

Just imagine yourself kicking him in the balls.
Repeatedly.
For an hour.

 

[feralkid]

Tough crowd.

 

[Tea Bag]

this tag should be used for every thread.

 

[Fausto]

herpes/10

 

[pontifex]

... this is not how a parody should be done.

ATOT doesn't know what a parody is.

 

[Pantlegz]

herpes/10

:biggrin:

 

[tboo]

I thought this was a thread about Kim Kardashian

 

[manimal]

I got cancer from this thread