Too freaking funny - Star Schmucks Coffee.

[Kelemvor]

This is hilarious (but contains profanity).

http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html

Talks about the sizes of drinks at a certain local coffee house.

I'm still laughing and it's been done for a few minutes now. Just had to share.

 

[beer]

:beer:

7/10

 

[spidey07]

pretty darn funny

 

[Mallow]

lol, now I know why I haven't been to starbucks in 5 years.

 

[TheShiz]

i'd rather drink flavored toilet water.

 

[bigredguy]

not the best but still better then most.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

fvckin choak on a biscoti!

ROFL! :beer::beer:

 

[Fritzo]

I had a hard time understanding that gray cat thingy. 5/10

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Yeah whatever. My problem with Starbucks is their displacement of small businesses that we love so much in the USA.

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a hard time understanding that gray cat thingy. 5/10

Yeah he talks really fast. Watch it again and don't let any outside distractions affect you.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I had a hard time understanding that gray cat thingy. 5/10

Yeah he talks really fast. Watch it again and don't let any outside distractions affect you.

He's easier to understand if you start from the beginning and watch several of the cartoons to get accustomed to his speach.

 

[geno]

lol I liked it

 

[samgau]

Cracked me up..... you get a 10/10

 

[Platypus]

You realize you're all laughing at how disgusting your own culture is. The drink sizes made sense, short, tall, and grande, before your fatass american culture demanded a SUPER SIZE thus venti (which is a real word despite what that retarded movie attempts to find 'humor' in) was created. Since then, the short size is mostly phased out.

 

[Kelemvor]

Can't blame it on me as I don't drink coffee. But I do Super Size my McDonalds meals... heh.

 

[beer]

Wow CR, who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

 

[dartworth]

tricky bastards...LOL

 

[0roo0roo]

tall is 1.45 i think

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
You realize you're all laughing at how disgusting your own culture is. The drink sizes made sense, short, tall, and grande, before your fatass american culture demanded a SUPER SIZE thus venti (which is a real word despite what that retarded movie attempts to find 'humor' in) was created. Since then, the short size is mostly phased out.

Man, who pissed in your venti-sized latte this morning?

 

[GRIFFIN1]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Can't blame it on me as I don't drink coffee. But I do Super Size my McDonalds meals... heh.

The last time I said "Super Size", they told me they didn't have super size anymore. Pissed me off so much that I haven't been back.

 

[merlocka]

9/10

Laughed

 

[Woodchuck2000]

Originally posted by: bigredguy
not the best but still better then most.

That's what I don't understand - Starbucks generally does much better coffee than the Small Businesses it displaces (at least over here in England it does...) and yet people still rip on it. I don't mind paying £1.75 for a latte if it's consistently good.

 

[NFS4]

ROTF!!

 

[Gurck]

You realize you're all laughing at how disgusting your own culture is. The drink sizes made sense, short, tall, and grande, before your fatass american culture demanded

Actually I'm laughing at braindead people who seethingly hate a country simply because it's the fashionable thing to do.. but that's me

And Dunkin Donuts coffe > *

 

[fs5]

Not this annoying rodent again... I can't stand his voice.