This is all over the web. I first saw it in a Dilbert book:
AMAZINGLY BAD ANALOGY
Example: You can train a dog to fetch a stick. Therefore, you can train a potato to dance.
FAULTY CAUSE AND EFFECT
Example: On the basis of my observations, wearing huge pants makes you fat.
I AM THE WORLD
Example: I don't listen to country music. Therefore, country music is not popular.
IGNORING EVERYTHING SCIENCE KNOWS ABOUT THE BRAIN
Example: People choose to be obese/gay/alcoholic because they prefer the lifestyle.
THE FEW ARE THE SAME AS THE WHOLE
Example: Some Elbonians are animal rights activists. Some Elbonians wear fur coats. Therefore, Elbonians are hypocrites.
GENERALIZING FROM SELF
Example: I'm a liar. Therefore I don't believe what you're saying.
TOTAL LOGICAL DISCONNECTION
Example: I enjoy pasta because my house is made of bricks.
ARGUMENT BY BIZARRE DEFINITION
Example: He's not a criminal. He just does things that are against the law.
ANYTHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS EASY TO DO
Example: If you have the right tools, how hard can it be to generate nuclear fission at home.
IGNORANCE OF STATISTICS
Example: I'm putting ALL of my money on the lottery this week because the jackpot is so big.
IGNORING THE DOWNSIDE RISK
Example: I know that bungee jumping could kill me, but it's three seconds of pure fun!
SUBSTITUTING FAMOUS QUOTES FOR COMMON SENSE
Example: Remember "all things come to those who wait." So don't bother looking for a job.
IRRELEVANT COMPARISONS
Example: $100 is a good price for a toaster, compared to buying a Ferrari.
CIRCULAR REASONING
Example: I'm correct because I'm smarter than you. And I must be smarter than you because I'm correct.
INCOMPLETENESS AS PROOF OF FACT
Example: Your theory of gravity doesn't address the question of why there are no unicorns, so it must be wrong.
IGNORING THE ADVICE OF EXPERTS WITHOUT GOOD REASON
Example: Sure, the experts say you shouldn't ride a bicycle in the eye of a hurricane, but I have my own theory.
FOLLOWING THE ADVICE OF KNOWN IDIOTS
Example: Uncle Horace says eating pork makes you smarter. That's good enough for me.
REACHING BIZARRE CONCLUSIONS WITHOUT ANY INFORMATION
Example: My car won't start. I'm certain the spark plugs have been stolen by rogue clowns.
FAULTY PATTERN RECOGNITION
Example: His last six wives were murdered mysteriously. I hope to be wife number seven.
FAILURE TO RECOGNIZE WHAT'S IMPORTANT
Example: My house is on fire! Quick, call the post office and tell them to hold my mail!
OVERAPPLICATION OF OCCAM'S RAZOR (WHICH SAYS THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION MUST BE CORRECT)
Example: The simplest explanation for the moon landings is that they were hoaxes.
INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME THINGS HAVE MULTIPLE CAUSES
Example: The Beatles were popular for one reason only: They were good singers.
JUDGING THE WHOLE BY ONE OF ITS CHARACTERISTICS
Example: The sun causes sunburns. Therefore the planet would be better off without the sun.
BLINDING FLASHES OF THE OBVIOUS
Example: If everyone had more money, we could eliminate poverty.
BLAMING THE TOOL
Example: I bought an encyclopedia but I'm still stupid.
TAKING THINGS TO THEIR ILLOGICAL CONCLUSION
Example: If you let your barber cut your hair, the next thing you know he'll be lopping your limbs off.
PROOF BY LACK OF EVIDENCE
Example: I've never seen you drunk, so you must be one of those Amish people.
AMAZINGLY BAD ANALOGY
Example: You can train a dog to fetch a stick. Therefore, you can train a potato to dance.
FAULTY CAUSE AND EFFECT
Example: On the basis of my observations, wearing huge pants makes you fat.
I AM THE WORLD
Example: I don't listen to country music. Therefore, country music is not popular.
IGNORING EVERYTHING SCIENCE KNOWS ABOUT THE BRAIN
Example: People choose to be obese/gay/alcoholic because they prefer the lifestyle.
THE FEW ARE THE SAME AS THE WHOLE
Example: Some Elbonians are animal rights activists. Some Elbonians wear fur coats. Therefore, Elbonians are hypocrites.
GENERALIZING FROM SELF
Example: I'm a liar. Therefore I don't believe what you're saying.
TOTAL LOGICAL DISCONNECTION
Example: I enjoy pasta because my house is made of bricks.
ARGUMENT BY BIZARRE DEFINITION
Example: He's not a criminal. He just does things that are against the law.
ANYTHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS EASY TO DO
Example: If you have the right tools, how hard can it be to generate nuclear fission at home.
IGNORANCE OF STATISTICS
Example: I'm putting ALL of my money on the lottery this week because the jackpot is so big.
IGNORING THE DOWNSIDE RISK
Example: I know that bungee jumping could kill me, but it's three seconds of pure fun!
SUBSTITUTING FAMOUS QUOTES FOR COMMON SENSE
Example: Remember "all things come to those who wait." So don't bother looking for a job.
IRRELEVANT COMPARISONS
Example: $100 is a good price for a toaster, compared to buying a Ferrari.
CIRCULAR REASONING
Example: I'm correct because I'm smarter than you. And I must be smarter than you because I'm correct.
INCOMPLETENESS AS PROOF OF FACT
Example: Your theory of gravity doesn't address the question of why there are no unicorns, so it must be wrong.
IGNORING THE ADVICE OF EXPERTS WITHOUT GOOD REASON
Example: Sure, the experts say you shouldn't ride a bicycle in the eye of a hurricane, but I have my own theory.
FOLLOWING THE ADVICE OF KNOWN IDIOTS
Example: Uncle Horace says eating pork makes you smarter. That's good enough for me.
REACHING BIZARRE CONCLUSIONS WITHOUT ANY INFORMATION
Example: My car won't start. I'm certain the spark plugs have been stolen by rogue clowns.
FAULTY PATTERN RECOGNITION
Example: His last six wives were murdered mysteriously. I hope to be wife number seven.
FAILURE TO RECOGNIZE WHAT'S IMPORTANT
Example: My house is on fire! Quick, call the post office and tell them to hold my mail!
OVERAPPLICATION OF OCCAM'S RAZOR (WHICH SAYS THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION MUST BE CORRECT)
Example: The simplest explanation for the moon landings is that they were hoaxes.
INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME THINGS HAVE MULTIPLE CAUSES
Example: The Beatles were popular for one reason only: They were good singers.
JUDGING THE WHOLE BY ONE OF ITS CHARACTERISTICS
Example: The sun causes sunburns. Therefore the planet would be better off without the sun.
BLINDING FLASHES OF THE OBVIOUS
Example: If everyone had more money, we could eliminate poverty.
BLAMING THE TOOL
Example: I bought an encyclopedia but I'm still stupid.
TAKING THINGS TO THEIR ILLOGICAL CONCLUSION
Example: If you let your barber cut your hair, the next thing you know he'll be lopping your limbs off.
PROOF BY LACK OF EVIDENCE
Example: I've never seen you drunk, so you must be one of those Amish people.
