Tony Romo tried to shoot himself

[txrandom]

But the bullet was intercepted.

 

[Freshgeardude]

edit: lol I didnt get the joke 😛

 

[Regs]

His O-line sucks.

 

[joesmoke]

in other news, braylon edwards is being scrutinized by researchers due to his inability to even catch a cold.

edit: reps to Regs for re-wording the joke in an unretawded way

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
in other news, braylon edwards is being scrutinized by researchers due to his inability to even catch a cold.

 

[fatpat268]

I'm surprised there's no related The Onion article.

 

[mjrpes3]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
in other news, braylon edwards is being scrutinized by researchers because he can't even catch a cold.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Jeff Ross at the Emmitt Smith Roast:

"...and Troy Aikman wanted to be here but he got a concussion opening the invitation"

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Jeff Ross at the Emmitt Smith Roast:

"...and Troy Aikman wanted to be here but he got a concussion opening the invitation"

LOL.

 

[Perknose]

Tony Romo was outraged by this thread and attempted to answer but fumbled the reply.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: txrandom
But the bullet was intercepted.

:laugh: :thumbsup: 10/10

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Tony Romo was outraged by this thread and attempted to answer but fumbled the reply.

:laugh:

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
shens unless you have an article. if not your just neffing. motion for ban

woooosh

 

[MotF Bane]

Excellent. :laugh:

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
shens unless you have an article. if not your just neffing. motion for ban

woooosh

Seriously, THAT deserves a ban just for sheer stupidity.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
shens unless you have an article. if not your just neffing. motion for ban

woooosh

Motion De-Nied.

 

[judasmachine]

That is the same joke but originally about that giants kicker who hooked what would have been a superbowl winning field goal.

But it's good anyway.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
shens unless you have an article. if not your just neffing. motion for ban

woooosh

Seriously, THAT deserves a ban just for sheer stupidity.

he's from Florida.

 

[Kobota]

i heard braylon edwards was traded to the giants today, effective immediately. Someone has to drop the ball in new york for the new year.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
shens unless you have an article. if not your just neffing. motion for ban

woooosh

Motion De-Nied.

fixed 😛

lol @ Romo

 

[classy]

LOL
hehehehehe
You got me 🙂

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
That is the same joke but originally about that giants kicker who hooked what would have been a superbowl winning field goal.

But it's good anyway.

Like on Ace Ventura.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: judasmachine
That is the same joke but originally about that giants kicker who hooked what would have been a superbowl winning field goal.

But it's good anyway.

Like on Ace Ventura.

FINKLE IS EINHORN!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Jeff Ross at the Emmitt Smith Roast:

"...and Troy Aikman wanted to be here but he got a concussion opening the invitation"

LOL.

Jeffrey Ross is great at those roasts. My favorite (forget the roastee): "I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick." Bea Arthur was in the crowd.
:laugh:

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: judasmachine
That is the same joke but originally about that giants kicker who hooked what would have been a superbowl winning field goal.

But it's good anyway.

Like on Ace Ventura.

FINKLE IS EINHORN!

EINHORN IS A MAN!