Tonight I sat on the third row and ...

cthulhu

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laughed my a$$ off for two hours as Robin Williams worked his magic. He is so freakin' funny. I laughed so hard for so long my jaw and shoulders are sore. I laughed till I cried on several occasions. It was worth every penny I shelled out for those tickets.
 

cthulhu

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Yes, he never slowed down. The only time he wasn't talking was when he was taking sips of water.
 

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RW: "Any requests?"

Guy in the audience: "MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRK!"

RW: "No, massa! I already done my time! No got to nanu no mo'!"
 

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Yea, at one point he was talking about how the islamic terrorists translated the koran to say if they killed infidels they would receive 71 virgins. Well bin laden gets to heaven and is greeted by George Washington. Washington starts kicking his a$$ and calls Ben Franklin and other founding fathers to join him. Bin laden asks God, " Why is this happening and where are my 71 virgins." And God says, "Not 71 virgins you a$$hole, 71 Virginians."
 

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<< Yea, at one point he was talking about how the islamic terrorists translated the koran to say if they killed infidels they would receive 71 virgins. Well bin laden gets to heaven and is greeted by George Washington. Washington starts kicking his a$$ and calls Ben Franklin and other founding fathers to join him. Bin laden asks God, " Why is this happening and where are my 71 virgins." And God says, "Not 71 virgins you a$$hole, 71 Virginians." >>


LMAO! :D
 

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<< Yea, at one point he was talking about how the islamic terrorists translated the koran to say if they killed infidels they would receive 71 virgins. Well bin laden gets to heaven and is greeted by George Washington. Washington starts kicking his a$$ and calls Ben Franklin and other founding fathers to join him. Bin laden asks God, " Why is this happening and where are my 71 virgins." And God says, "Not 71 virgins you a$$hole, 71 Virginians." >>



awesome!