Tonight Dude I Might be getting laid

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
<cracks open a beer>
<pulls out lawn chair>
<light a cig>

This will be interesting.

Dude, which brand?

Camel Filters, need one?

<hands DivideBy Zero a :beer:>

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: Amused

 

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[loic2003]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Would have thought the moderators would have banned this user (at least temporarily) by now.

ATOT likes to keep a few village idiots around for comic relief.


how else can you explain the return of Wduaqnug?

The kid's a fool.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Just please, please promise us you won't knock her up and further taint the gene pool.

fixed.

 

[rh71]

please don't forget to wrap.

 

[LordSnailz]

better watch it, you're already so excited right now you might break the 45secs. record tonight

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
<cracks open a beer>
<pulls out lawn chair>
<light a cig>

This will be interesting.

Dude, which brand?

Camel Filters, need one?

<hands DivideBy Zero a :beer:>

Nah, but thanks anyway.

I gave up five years ago. I still have time for 'party cigarettes' tho...

 

[NuclearNed]

After sex, make sure you remember to put her out to graze.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Would have thought the moderators would have banned this user (at least temporarily) by now.

wow. that's all i can say. wow.

 

[meltdown75]

omfg, so so much more info than u needed to share... b'jers... come on dude

anyway best of luck with that... heheheh

edit: btw wear an extra pair of gitches so you don't get a rashy dick from all that dry sex you'll be havin.

 

[Doboji]

wtfwtfwtfwtf

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I will most likely be getting laid tonight also. :beer:

Shens.


However. I am on a garunteed steemy night on passion. Company New years party + hotel room + plus GF = /0

yea yea... not like the hotel would let a sheep in there anyways...

 

[SP33Demon]

Another quality post by Prince...

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: Princefield2040

Originally posted by: y2kc

Originally posted by: Princefield2040
yea dude i bet something happens and i get absolutely nothing lol.

first time? here's some advice: if she's really wasted, don't do it. it could come back to haunt you. wait till she's sober enough to be accountable for her actions.

not my first time. And she has given me a couple bjs and whatnot So u got to think that i would Get sex soon anyways so i dont really think it matters if shes drunk right?

Like I dont like getting intimate With really drunk girls at all and it really bothers me when other people do. This is kind of different though cause we are kind of going out (not really but somewhat if u get what im saying)

well since you two have been "intimate" i think you would have a good argument in court if it came down to it..

go for it! good luck.

 

[Princefield2040]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Another quality post by Prince...

u loosers are just jelous cuz ur not getting any.