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Tomorrow's the big day...

Originally posted by: Vich
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
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gl, dont drink to much and embarass ureself
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yeah

although if you start out with this joke it might be funny let us know how it goes :

any of you have naked pics of the new wife?

no?

want some? 😛
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: Vich
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
Click to expand...

gl, dont drink to much and embarass ureself
Click to expand...

yeah

although if you start out with this joke it might be funny let us know how it goes :

any of you have naked pics of the new wife?

no?

want some? 😛
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haha 🙂
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Vich
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
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gl, dont drink to much and embarass ureself
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The drinks are all paid for so its open bar!!! :thumbsup:
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Ah the enemy of Best Men!! At least until after the toast, then I recommend grabbing a bridesmaid in each arm and pounding shots until you don't remember how in the hell you ended up in tijuana next to two women, a bottle of tequila, a donkey, and wearing nothing but a bicycle helmet!

 
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Vich
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
Click to expand...
gl, dont drink to much and embarass ureself
Click to expand...
The drinks are all paid for so its open bar!!! :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

Ah the enemy of Best Men!! At least until after the toast, then I recommend grabbing a bridesmaid in each arm and pounding shots until you don't remember how in the hell you ended up in tijuana next to two women, a bottle of tequila, a donkey, and wearing nothing but a bicycle helmet!
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whoa! that happened to you too!! :Q

 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

yeah

although if you start out with this joke it might be funny let us know how it goes :

any of you have naked pics of the new wife?

no?

want some? 😛
Click to expand...

:thumbsdown:

 
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Ah the enemy of Best Men!! At least until after the toast, then I recommend grabbing a bridesmaid in each arm and pounding shots until you don't remember how in the hell you ended up in tijuana next to two women, a bottle of tequila, a donkey, and wearing nothing but a bicycle helmet!
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Knowing the bridesmaids, I wouldn't be suprised if something similar did happen. :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Ah the enemy of Best Men!! At least until after the toast, then I recommend grabbing a bridesmaid in each arm and pounding shots until you don't remember how in the hell you ended up in tijuana next to two women, a bottle of tequila, a donkey, and wearing nothing but a bicycle helmet!
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Knowing the bridesmaids, I wouldn't be suprised if something similar did happen. :shocked:
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So I can be on a plane in like 30 minutes, where is this wedding again?
 
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Ah the enemy of Best Men!! At least until after the toast, then I recommend grabbing a bridesmaid in each arm and pounding shots until you don't remember how in the hell you ended up in tijuana next to two women, a bottle of tequila, a donkey, and wearing nothing but a bicycle helmet!
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Knowing the bridesmaids, I wouldn't be suprised if something similar did happen. :shocked:
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So I can be on a plane in like 30 minutes, where is this wedding again?
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Long Beach.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
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so what's your toast going to be?
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Supposed to be working on it as I nef. 😱
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i would keep it simple and from the heart as someone mentioned, that way if you deviate you can still touch ont he important topics

if you are related to the groom welcome her into the familia
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: her209
I have butterflies in my stomach...

<- the Best Man
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so what's your toast going to be?
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Supposed to be working on it as I nef. 😱
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i would keep it simple and from the heart as someone mentioned, that way if you deviate you can still touch ont he important topics

if you are related to the groom welcome her into the familia
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I'm the cousin of the groom. Thanks for the pointer. I totally forgot about that.

My problem is that I'm very straightforward and to the point so my toast will be 3 sentences. Gahhh! Its so hard.
 
Yo, just wing da ******. Always good to do, but don't make it obvious, practice imrpovising different speeches in the mirror, and then you can have many different things to draw on. The speech will look much more natural, and truly from the heart if its not rehearsed verbatim. Throwing in a few verses from the Bible (or whatever holy book the religion of the bride and groom follow) might be a nice touch.
 
Originally posted by: newParadigm
Yo, just wing da ******. Always good to do, but don't make it obvious, practice imrpovising different speeches in the mirror, and then you can have many different things to draw on. The speech will look much more natural, and truly from the heart if its not rehearsed verbatim. Throwing in a few verses from the Bible (or whatever holy book the religion of the bride and groom follow) might be a nice touch.
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yeah just remember the main points then make up the rest as you go
it'll look more natural
 
Pastor: "And if anyone can find cause for this couple not to be joined, please speak now."

Peter: "Nobody's going to say anything? *sigh* OK, I guess it'll have to be me. GENITAL WARTS!!!"
 
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