Tom Cruise on new Superhero movie

[Stifko]

I wanna check this out later when I get home.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO! That was great! eleventybillion/10

 

[Maleficus]

It's sad that something this stupid can have so many positive replies, comedy today is pitiful.

 

[Hyperlite]

infinity/10!!! that was awesome! excellent impression, there were times you really couldn't tell it wasn't him....

 

[SunnyD]

"and bingo was his name-o!"

 

[ColdFusion718]

MFL

 

[dbk]

Brilliant!

 

[dr150]

Background video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...uAbxS0&feature=related

 

[ChaoZ]

So was the movie actually any good? The commercials look retarded.

 

[legoman666]

rofl, nice find

 

[Baked]

Tom Cruise is cheesing his fucking brains out.

 

[Renob]

Wow that guy is GREAT!

Loved it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Wow, Tom Cruise says in the original vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0 - if you live in a cave) that no SP would ever confront him in his face or in his vicinity. If I'm EVER in his vicinity I'm not leaving it till he finds out I'm an SP. Scientology is a crock of shit.

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Wow, Tom Cruise says in the original vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0 - if you live in a cave) that no SP would ever confront him in his face or in his vicinity. If I'm EVER in his vicinity I'm not leaving it till he finds out I'm an SP. Scientology is a crock of shit.

I have avoided watching that Tom Cruise video in the past but I finally watched it. He really reminds me of a religious wacko I used to work with... they are scary...

 

[dennilfloss]

"I can eat planets"


Does that mean Tom Cruise poops assteroids?

*Booooooo hissssssss*

 

[Juno]

captions?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Juno
captions?

You know this uh, this hero, this uh, this Dragonfly, he's not the answer, k? I'm the answer, I got uh, I'm just, wheew, you know, uh, heh, I'm uh, I'm the way to, to happiness, k? I'm the way to peace. I can I can uh I can unite cultures, I can, I can EAT *gasp* planets. I mean I could just uh *snaps fingers* *Tom Cruise crazy laugh*

Dragonfly's not a superhero ok? Heh, I am *more Tom Cruise laughter, claps hands* I mean, yeah. Cause I'm the I CAN'T EVEN FLY *Tom Cruise laughter (TCL from here on out)*......can't even fly I CAN FLY, k? I can fly...

He'd, he'd see an accident, he's just, he's just gonna run on by I'M GONNA STOP...cause I'm a hero. Now on a day where there aren't a lot of accidents you gotta make accidents. I like to throw...little nails in the street, and an accident happens, and I'm the only one...who can run up there and stop it.

*Clap* Boom, BAM

*TCL* *clap* *TCL* Yessss

Off camera: They just want me to ask you, uh
TC: Stop
OC: Yeah about the uh
TC: Just shut up
OC: *incomprehensible*
TC: Shut up
OC: see the thing is
TC: HEY
OC: is there a rumor about
TC: HEY
OC: that you wanted to
TC: Stop
OC: You did claim however
TC: Stop it
OC: Ok but you did say you agreed to be here and you said that you would talk about th...
TC: *counts on hand* Shut. Up.

What is this place? Seriously, why are there no clocks in here.

TC, sleeping
OC: Tom.........Tom?
TC: THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O! YEAH! *TCL*. I'm uh, I'm OK. I'm on it *sniffles*.

Announcerman: SUPERHERO MOVIE. Rated PG-13

 

[Juno]

you are the best captionist, mrshiek124.

 

[EarthwormJim]

I may actually see that movie now because of that clip!

 

[NFS4]

AWESOM-O