Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sign some weird marriage contract

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
She gets $3 million per year that she is married to Tom, up to a total of 11 years. A total of $33 million. If they are married for more than 11 years, she gets nothing and the contract is void.


WTH

You heard wrong or they said it wrong 🙂

Linky

If the marriage lasts longer than eleven years, the contract becomes void and California's community property law kicks in ? giving Holmes half of Cruise's rather sizeable fortune.

he will probably divorce her before 11 years

Thats what happened with Nicole Kidman

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: z0mb13
darn I'd marry tom for $3 mill a year!

I can see why Tom would choose Katie over you.

So he can continue this charade of being straight so he'll sell movies to the masses?

I see why also.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: z0mb13
darn I'd marry tom for $3 mill a year!

I can see why Tom would choose Katie over you.

I'd do it for half that!

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: z0mb13
darn I'd marry tom for $3 mill a year!

I can see why Tom would choose Katie over you.

I'd do it for half that!

Let's get this out in the open. What is the absolute minimum you'd have to be paid to marry Tom Cruise?

 

[bleeb]

HERPES ALERT!

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
She gets $3 million per year that she is married to Tom, up to a total of 11 years. A total of $33 million. If they are married for more than 11 years, she gets nothing and the contract is void.


WTH

Yeah, it's called a prenuptial agreement. SOOOOOOOOO WEIRD!!

:roll:

You're a fool if you think this is a straight foward prenup. Most prenups are to protect yourself against being taken to the cleaners. This arrangement is to ensure that she stays in the relationship for a minimum amount of time. It's a pay off PER YEAR. Something is VERY wrong with Tom - but I think we all knew that.

 

[Miramonti]

No need for a prenup, their marriage will last forever and they'll be transported happily ever after. 🙂

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: jjsole
No need for a prenup, their marriage will last forever and they'll be transported happily ever after. 🙂

hehe so true.

 

[Rickten]

damn its like she signed a movie deal. Guaranteed 3 million and depending how well the movie does in the coming years with dvd sales, sindication, public appearances, we'll give you 3 million for each additional successfull year. If the movie is still a hit after 11 years then you get additional bonuses.

Thats all their marriage is, publicity shoots, selling the marriage pics, baby pics, have a few fights and flash some pictures in the tabloids. There will probably be some rumors that he pushed her around a little bit.

Now guys like george clooney who don't get married have no kids and date freaking early twenties models at 50+ are the smart ones.

 

[40Hands]

I think the idea that people get half of their spouses earnings even if they had nothing to do with earning it is fvcking stupid.

 

[TheAudit]

TomKat

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
TomKat

laughing all the way to the bank

 

[Lazy8s]

bah someone beat me to it. That's common cause after 11 years she gets half. When you get married your wife instantly owns half. What he's saying is she has to wait 11 years before she gets half. Unfortunately the aliens will probably come pick him up off his couch before then.

 

[MisterJackson]

You guys are all so glib. You have no idea, you're just glib!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
I think the idea that people get half of their spouses earnings even if they had nothing to do with earning it is fvcking stupid.

not really.

what if say one has a good job. gets married and they have kids. It has been proven over and over a child with a stay at home parent does better.

so one gives up there job and stays home to take of the kids/house/etc.

without such laws many women would have been screwed doing whats best for the family.

 

[habib89]

i heard she has to stay for 5 years, and gets $33mil after those 5 years

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: z0mb13
darn I'd marry tom for $3 mill a year!

I can see why Tom would choose Katie over you.

I'd do it for half that!

Let's get this out in the open. What is the absolute minimum you'd have to be paid to marry Tom Cruise?

I think I could stand getting reamed by a 5' tall dork for no less than $750000.