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Told the wifey I wanted to "upgrade" last night

Originally posted by: joedrake
shens
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No, I was just trying to be honest with her. There's this chick at work that likes me who is 29 and on a scale of 1-10 I'd give her a 9. The wife's about a 7 so I'm seriously thinking about upgrading.

Kind of feel bad for feeling this way, but I can't help it!
 
Originally posted by: rayray2
Originally posted by: joedrake
shens
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No, I was just trying to be honest with her. There's this chick at work who is 29 and on a scale of 1-10 I'd give her a 9. The wife's about a 7 so I'm seriously thinking about upgrading.
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You're an idiot. Go for a 16 y/o 😛
 
Originally posted by: rayray2
Originally posted by: joedrake
shens
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No, I was just trying to be honest with her. There's this chick at work that likes me who is 29 and on a scale of 1-10 I'd give her a 9. The wife's about a 7 so I'm seriously thinking about upgrading.

Kind of feel bad for feeling this way, but I can't help it!
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Oops, I meant to edit my post above but I think I clicked on Reply instead.
 
Originally posted by: nitro237
Upgrading can be soooo expensive🙂
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And it wil take 5-10 to figure out what broke when you installed the upgrade.
Also, voids the warranty

 
Originally posted by: sniperruff
as soon as you get the new girl im sure she'll think about a trade-in for a newer model just like you do now.
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pssst, who says he could even get this upgrade?
 
Ever think she may think the same about you?

What if she registered on here and said something similar along the lines as "Hubby even overcocked isn't cutting it. Can I upgrade him?" :laugh:
 
If you're seriously thinking of that, you're a dumba**. If it was a joke and she didn't find it funny, she has no sense of humor. So one of you has problems.
 
Originally posted by: jonessoda
If you're seriously thinking of that, you're a dumba**. If it was a joke and she didn't find it funny, she has no sense of humor. So one of you has problems.
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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
When my wife turned 34 this year, I told her I was going to trade her in for two 17 year olds. She thought it was funny.
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When my GF turned 20, I told her I was going to trade her in for two 10...

uhhh, nevermind. 😛
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
When my wife turned 34 this year, I told her I was going to trade her in for two 17 year olds. She thought it was funny.
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When my GF turned 20, I told her I was going to trade her in for two 10...

uhhh, nevermind. 😛
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That's almost as bad as the "what's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds?" joke.
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Man, I guess I'm the exception to the rule, I'm 29 and my g/f is 37. She's a smoking hottie though.
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are you tony parker?
but then tony parker is only 25! like me. but that's where the similarities end. he's french black dude, he gets millions from the spurs and then gets to sleep with eva longoria.
 
Originally posted by: EKKC
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Man, I guess I'm the exception to the rule, I'm 29 and my g/f is 37. She's a smoking hottie though.
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are you tony parker?
but then tony parker is only 25! like me. but that's where the similarities end. he's french black dude, he gets millions from the spurs and then gets to sleep with eva longoria.
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its almost funny seeing him post up career highs last year and this year.
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Man, I guess I'm the exception to the rule, I'm 29 and my g/f is 37. She's a smoking hottie though.
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Damn that's a big age difference. When she was 16 and learning how to drive, you were 8 and watching GI Joe.
 
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