Today's survival tip

Brutuskend

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Next time you are too drunk to drive, Walk to the nearest pizza shop, Place an order, And when they go to deliver it, Catch a ride home with them. :)
 

IGBT

Lifer
Jul 16, 2001
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..yeah..not a bad idea..free ride..something to eat..no DUI.
 

vtecluder

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Next time you are too drunk to drive, Walk to the nearest pizza shop, Place an order, And when they go to deliver it, Catch a ride home with them. :)

but by the time I am too drunk to drive all the pizza places are closed :frown:
 

glugglug

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Jun 9, 2002
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That really is a genius idea. I wonder, will Dominos deliver 10 miles away when there are like 75 closer locations? Pizza could be cheaper than a cab....