episodic
Lifer
A quickie:
A tourist goes into an French restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are beautiful . A particularly gorgeous one wearing a short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu, takes a long look to the stunning waitress , then answers, "A quickie." The waitress shocked with the answer turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE' ."
A tourist goes into an French restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are beautiful . A particularly gorgeous one wearing a short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu, takes a long look to the stunning waitress , then answers, "A quickie." The waitress shocked with the answer turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE' ."
