Today's good deed....polluters.

[alkemyst]

So I am cruising with my dogs to dog park trying to have a relaxing morning and Ms. Miata in front of me not only decides to cut me off causing my dogs to tumble, but 20 seconds later dumps an ashtray full of crap out the back of her car...covering mine.

Then she proceeds to open her next pack of cigarettes and sends the foil and wrapping up and out of the car bouncing off mine. She had her top down and I guess thought the world was her's.

She pulls into a little bagel shop so I pull in next to her and wait for her to go in. She was totally oblivious...the freaking kicker was she passed right by a fucking trash can going in.

I write on a little post it note:

Give a hoot, don't pollute.

Sincerely,
Woody Owl

PS WE ARE WATCHING YOU!

PSS If you start a fire one day, Smokey Bear will be really pissed. He's not as nice as me, but I am just an owl. HOOT!

Then I stick it to a poop bag and dump the contents of my wife's trash can on her passenger seat (nothing messy, I wouldn't have done that...just napkins and candy wrappers) and a couple of the cigarette butts that were up by my wipers.

I really hate seeing cigarette butts, but respect people's right to smoke.

Thought it would be a extremely surreal experience for this lady. I am sure she probably won't be throwing shit out of her car when people are around at least.

Anyway that's my /blog.

 

[IronWing]

A real man would have set fire to the bagel shop.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough on the internet and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.

 

[alkemyst]

A real man would have set fire to the bagel shop.

but I am a fucking Owl...didn't you read?!?!

 

[alkemyst]

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough on the internet and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.

sorry to upset you emo kid. Come hang out one day. You may be afraid someone may shoot you though.

 

[Perknose]

Alky, I approve of what you did to a "T," but I guess you already know (or should know) that you're not going to get many positive replies here.

A lot of the reason for that is because of the clumsy and often irritating delivery of your previous, well-hewn tough-guy/know-it-all posting persona here, but I guess you know that, too!

But also, a lot of blowback will come your way because ATOT, in the main, consists of folks who think getting in anybody else's business, for pretty much any reason, just isn't done -- either out of timidity or outright fear (that girl could have been armed!) or because, you know, it's just so darn uncool!

I am not one of those persons. This makes me uncool in the eyes of much of ATOT, I know. So be it.

If that twerp stops for just one moment to consider the negative consequences of her unforgivably ignorant behavior, GOOD! If she doesn't, she doesn't.

It's not like your doing what you did will cause her to ramp up her particular brand of minor ignorance; it's already as bad as it's going to be.

Cliffs: Good on 'ya, f-word that c-word.

 

[Nik]

So you trashed someone else's car just to be an asshole?

 

[alkemyst]

So you trashed someone else's car just to be an asshole?

no no no, hardly trashed their car, I'd never leave true damage for something petty nor anonymous.

A few clean wrappers and napkins dumped on a seat with a nice plastic wrapped bag of dog poop on top with a little note left no damage. Her car was a bit of a pigsty though, the napkins may have absorbed some of the mess.

In the end I probably improved the condition of the car.

 

[IronWing]

but I am a fucking Owl...didn't you read?!?!

Sorry.

 

[Nik]

but you threw trash in her car, including dog shit

 

[IronWing]

but you threw trash in her car, including dog shit

At least he got the right car this time.

 

[alkemyst]

Alky, I approve of what you did to a "T," but I guess you already know (or should know) that you're not going to get many positive replies here.

A lot of the reason for that is because of the clumsy and often irritating delivery of your previous, well-hewn tough-guy/know-it-all posting persona here, but I guess you know that, too!

But also, a lot of blowback will come your way because ATOT, in the main, consists of folks who think getting in anybody else's business, for pretty much any reason, just isn't done -- either out of timidity or outright fear (that girl could have been armed!) or because, you know, it's just so darn uncool!

I am not one of those persons. This makes me uncool in the eyes of much of ATOT, I know. So be it.

If that twerp stops for just one moment to consider the negative consequences of her unforgivably ignorant behavior, GOOD! If she doesn't, she doesn't.

It's not like your doing what you did will cause her to ramp up her particular brand of minor ignorance; it's already as bad as it's going to be.

Cliffs: Good on 'ya, f-word that c-word.

My wife doesn't like this, she believes I am going to be shot one day. I believe if that were to happen it wouldn't be over something like this.

 

[alkemyst]

but you threw trash in her car, including dog shit

????

I dumped a can of small candy wrappers and a few napkins. Nothing was unclean really.

The poop was in a bag I had resting on my own seat. I use poop bags that are pretty much odor proof yet alone any seepage.

Don't get your little panties in a bunch son, no Miata was harmed.

 

[Ichinisan]

So you trashed someone else's car just to be an asshole?

You don't think the car owner was an asshole?

 

[olds]

At least he got the right car this time.

:biggrin:

 

[Nik]

You don't think the car owner was an asshole?

Nope. Who cares? Oh noes, a few butts and a tinfoil wrapper on my car oh noes



Who the fuck swerves irresponsibly enough to send their dogs flying around in their car over a few fucking cig butts?

I call shens on this whole attention-grabbing look-at-me-bragging-about-vandalism thread.

 

[jpeyton]

Smear dog shit on her seats next time.

 

[olds]

Nope. Who cares? Oh noes, a few butts and a tinfoil wrapper on my car oh noes



Who the fuck swerves irresponsibly enough to send their dogs flying around in their car over a few fucking cig butts?

I call shens on this whole attention-grabbing look-at-me-bragging-about-vandalism thread.

I call shens on your shens.

 

[Nik]

Haha :biggrin:

 

[Perknose]

So you trashed someone else's car just to be an asshole?

Oh, oh, OHHHHHHHHH, the ironing!

You trash other peoples posts and derail entire threads completely because YOU think you're acting in the service of what is right, countering the actions of someone you perceive is wrong or is acting wrongly, just as Alky did above.

Do you think you do it "just to be an asshole," Nik?

 

[Nik]

Oh, oh, OHHHHHHHHH, the ironing!

You trash other peoples posts and derail entire threads completely because YOU think you're acting in the service of what is right, countering the actions of someone you perceive is wrong or is acting wrongly, just as Alky did above.

Do you think you do it "just to be an asshole," Nik?

I see your ill-conceived point, but this is a forum on the internet full of nothing but words.

He went out of his way to put trash and dog shit in someone else's car and then jumped onto the internet to tell his one internet friend, you, how huge his e-peen is.

Apples and oranges.

 

[MJinZ]

So I am cruising with my dogs to dog park trying to have a relaxing morning and Ms. Miata in front of me not only decides to cut me off causing my dogs to tumble, but 20 seconds later dumps an ashtray full of crap out the back of her car...covering mine.

Then she proceeds to open her next pack of cigarettes and sends the foil and wrapping up and out of the car bouncing off mine. She had her top down and I guess thought the world was her's.

She pulls into a little bagel shop so I pull in next to her and wait for her to go in. She was totally oblivious...the freaking kicker was she passed right by a fucking trash can going in.

I write on a little post it note:



Then I stick it to a poop bag and dump the contents of my wife's trash can on her passenger seat (nothing messy, I wouldn't have done that...just napkins and candy wrappers) and a couple of the cigarette butts that were up by my wipers.

I really hate seeing cigarette butts, but respect people's right to smoke.

Thought it would be a extremely surreal experience for this lady. I am sure she probably won't be throwing shit out of her car when people are around at least.

Anyway that's my /blog.

I woulda just bitch slapped her. That woulda been more surreal.

 

[alkemyst]

Nope. Who cares? Oh noes, a few butts and a tinfoil wrapper on my car oh noes



Who the fuck swerves irresponsibly enough to send their dogs flying around in their car over a few fucking cig butts?

I call shens on this whole attention-grabbing look-at-me-bragging-about-vandalism thread.

I swerved because she came into my lane without looking. The throwing garbage came after that.

I would have hit her car if I didn't stop hard. If you want more info, we were making a left turn. I was in the inside lane. She pulled from the outside lane into mine midturn. I had to hit my brakes.

I am getting infractions even replying to you it's just not worth it.

 

[Nik]

No, you're getting infractions for attacking me without justification or provocation.

Makes sense about her swerving, though. Now that is a danger and worth doing something about. Littering is petty.

 

[alkemyst]

I woulda just bitch slapped her. That woulda been more surreal.

assault is serious business. No one wins in that usually.