Today's edition of Stupid Hipster

[Acanthus]

I have only met one level 99 hipster.

Here is the rundown:

-He has an asymmetric handlebar mustache (one side longer than the other).
-Graduated from Art School.
-Lives in a tree house.
-Only wears cords, and only bright pastel colors.
-Carries a Fossil womans handbag at all times.
-Only listens to Iranian opera.
-Installs Chrome OS on all computers because "it is so well designed" including his macbook.
-Makes his own shoes.
-Rides a unicycle instead of walking

Despite all of that crap, he is one of the nicest people i know. My mind wants to hug and murder him at the same time, every time we come in contact.

 

[Puppies04]

I say...I was riding such contraptions with my sweet petunia far before this gent.

This never happened, want to know why? Because within 2 seconds of the woman starting to move her petticoat + skirt would be tied up in the back wheel and she would be on the floor crying like a bitch.

 

[mikeymikec]

Not necessarily hipster related, but I hate it when people ride the type of bicycle that makes their knees (at the highest point) at least level with their nipples (cycling upright). It just looks f*ing silly.

I have no idea what they call that sort of bike.

 

[Crono]

Not necessarily hipster related, but I hate it when people ride the type of bicycle that makes their knees (at the highest point) at least level with their nipples (cycling upright). It just looks f*ing silly.

I have no idea what they call that sort of bike.

Recumbent bicycle

 

[mikeymikec]

Recumbent bicycle

That's not what I mean. It looks like a normal bike, just shorter. Like an adult riding a kid's bike (that might just be it actually).

 

[Ksyder]

That's not what I mean. It looks like a normal bike, just shorter. Like an adult riding a kid's bike (that might just be it actually).

You talking about a bmx bike?

 

[alkemyst]

OP, you are right it's best you just stay inside and as the Level 70 guardian of the Hidden Vale keep them protected from the Orc invaders. The people need you.

 

[Thebobo]

I'm thinking the front axles rotate back when you start and out when you slow down?

 

[Puppies04]

Looks awesome and lots of respect if he made that himself. Pretty lame and childish OP to judge and label just because something or even someone is different than yourself.

I'm reading this in a prepubescent girl voice, hope that is ok.

 

[Baked]

Recumbent bicycle

This is just silly. What grown men would ride on a big wheel?! Well, apparently, a lot of them.

 

[Broheim]

I found a can of PBR outside my apartment this morning so I've been blasting avicii out of the windows all day to scare of any hipster trying to set up shop in my neighborhood.

 

[gorcorps]

Hipster doesn't mean what you think it means

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