Today sux :(

Dec 26, 2007
I was passing a Starbucks, just riding down the road on my bike, crossing the exit of their parking lot. This guy eased out and BAM ran into his front bumper.

Even worse, I completely know I was wrong for it. Music was fucking blaring (thanks to my iPod), didn't hear anything, all I saw was a guy looking clueless in the drivers seat of his car. At first I was mad at him and stood up raising my bike over my head and yelling at him. Initially, I thought the guy was just a random idiot that couldn't drive, and didn't know I hit him. Then he just drove off and turned the corner, so I assumed he didn't want me to pay for his damage. :/

I called the police, but they didn't have anything reported from a biker hitting a car. I am assuming the guy's car is fine, and he will just repair the damage himself.

just say no to parodies

Off Topic Moderator


Nov 10, 2003
The only funny parody thread was the Taco Bell thread a while back.