Today is the worst day of my life

[JJWalker]

Stare straight into her lazy eye and say loudly, "You Got Beef???!???"

 

[rh71]

why someone would give such details in an AWAY message befuddles me...

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: rh71
why someone would give such details in an AWAY message befuddles me...

The death of the written language will not be quick. Oh no, it will die slowly painfully through the fingers of instant messengers.

Have you ever written a love letter, a poem, anything?

Seriously, stop now before you've irreperably damaged your ability to write English. Suggest this to her as well. All further missive's should be sent by mail.

 

[mugs]

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
OMGHI2U2UMAIR

LOL

 

[eakers]

why are you taking another girl on a date?

wtf?

 

why did you have your away message set when you weren't gone yet?
you replied, you were obviously still there

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: conjur
English mother fvcker! Do you speak it??

a ha ha ha ha ha

but really, you should know if your chick is one of those chicks.
how old are both of you (if i may ask)?
because this seems like more of a...younger couple sort of problem.

edit:
it also seems like
1. you may have cheated on her in the past
and
2. you were trying to make it public knowledge that you were going out with a woman (who you call a hoe) in a situation where your chick wouldnt be able to get in touch with you. it seems like there was a little bit of attention-jealousy being sought.

I'm 19, I turn 20 on July 15th. I have never cheated on her before, all I did was take other girls out but nothing more just as friends. I called her a hoe as a joke, so I can say I'm not taking her home just to the movies. I thought she would get that I was joking, she took me seriously I guess.

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Vortex22

Originally posted by: Kauru
I take it she's black? (based on her horrible speach and use of "gurl" and "we over")

BADUNKADUNK!

`K

OMG RACIST BAN KILL OMGLOL BURN HIM HES A RACIST OMG!

beloved patriot aka Desi like me.

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
why did you have your away message set when you weren't gone yet?
you replied, you were obviously still there

I put up my away msg, got ready & came to turn off the monitor before I left when I saw her msg. Than it started...

 

[gururu]

19, no big loss, many to come! now go find somechick that speaks english straight up cause this last one just be draggin your skills down.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Let me see...

Chipimp here leaves an electronic message stating, once deciphered, that he is leaving his domicile to view a moving picture, accompanied by a g-r-l [read: female companion] and does not plan on arriving back at his home until much later in the evening.

Unfortunately, before he is able to depart, he notices an electronic message that seems to be sent by his romantic female counterpart, who takes a great exception to the current plans set for the evening, disincluding her, of course.

BUT WAIT!

Chipimp explains simply that the g-r-l he is accompanying to the theatre is, in fact, a garden tool and his beloved should not be in a state of worry or distain.

However, this explanation is rejected wholeheartedly by his beloved, and she dramatically breaks their contract of formal relationship with a staunch, "lolzz...WE OVER!!!!!!!!" Chipimp is devastated, and turns to the Anandtech Off Topic TRC (Team of Relationship Counselors) to aid him in his anguishing situation.

The answer, after much deliberation, the following decision is reached: Suicide. As soon as possible.

Chimpimp?

ROTFLMAO!!!!

ROTLFMAO bwahahahaha :beer:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: Vortex22

Originally posted by: Kauru
I take it she's black? (based on her horrible speach and use of "gurl" and "we over")

BADUNKADUNK!

`K

OMG RACIST BAN KILL OMGLOL BURN HIM HES A RACIST OMG!

beloved patriot aka Desi like me.

Huh... you're not Mexican?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Why did you take her to the movies... And why did you leave a freaking away message stating so. Why not just use the default away message. THats what ruined your relationship

LOL
hahahahahahaha

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: Vortex22

Originally posted by: Kauru
I take it she's black? (based on her horrible speach and use of "gurl" and "we over")

BADUNKADUNK!

`K

OMG RACIST BAN KILL OMGLOL BURN HIM HES A RACIST OMG!

beloved patriot aka Desi like me.

Huh... you're not Mexican?

No...

 

[dighn]

damn this is a funny thread

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Suicide. As soon as possible.

 

[TitanDiddly]

You know she can't resist a thug. She'll be back

 

[DamageInc]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Chiboy
Her: hey

Auto response from Chitown773: Going to my boys graduation thaN i'm take this grl out to the movies. Afta that i'm gonna go chill with my boys so i'm be back late, peaCe.

Her: WUT GURL!!!!!!!!
Her: see ur cheating on me agian.........:-\
Chitown773: Nooo
Chitown773: Its just the movies
Her: yea yea wutever
Chitown773: damnit I would argue but I have to get ready his graduation is at 6:30
Her: yea
Her: dun talk to me
Chitown773: call me when u get a chance
Her: dun try to make it up to mee
Her: whos this hoe
Chitown773: well she is a hoe
Her: WUT!!!!
Her: even worse
Her: fyne be like umair....
Chitown773: thas y i'm just taking her to the movies & not her house
Her: see if i care about it
Her: yeah
Her: WORSE U GUYS WILL BE IN PUBLIC!!!
Her: lolzz
Her: dats it UMAIR!!
Her: we OVER!!!!!!!!!!



Edit: I have to go to this graduation, if you guys want to ask question leave them below & I will answer them.

do people really talk like this to each other? please kill her and then yourself.

DO WHAT AMEESH SAYS

 

[ShawnD1]

Man, what a bitch. Why are you wasting your time dating jealous AOL users?

 

[Abhi]

Not only you do something to make her insecure ... u advertise it....

genius... pure genius...

 

[Abhi]

oh and i forgot ....

"we OVER!!!!!!!!!!"

whats her age?

 

[boomdart]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
OMGHI2U2UMAIR

HAHhahahHAHhahahaahha
I laughed when I first saw this, and I'm on page three and I'm still laughing about it Had to say it, just had to

 

[boomdart]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
So you wanna get a pizza or what?

"So, you wanna go out for pizza and sex?"
*woman response*
"What, you don't like pizza?"

 

[Xenon14]

If, in fact, what you posted is true... you deserve to get dumped on stupidity alone.