i like how he had to put that he is taking a girl to the movies
not going with a friend to the movies
first off by saying you are taking someone, implies you are paying which implies a date.
second by not saying friend or the girls name it implies that you are psyched because its a girl
third to do this after cheating on your girl = u dumb
not going with a friend to the movies
first off by saying you are taking someone, implies you are paying which implies a date.
second by not saying friend or the girls name it implies that you are psyched because its a girl
third to do this after cheating on your girl = u dumb
man for a thug your pretty f@cking pathetic, pinky ring slap that b1tch back in her place!!
tell her this the way its gonna be while giving her that no smile thug pose and holding your nutsack....
oh and dont come round the 'hood no mo til yo ass grows some balls...a'ight!
or we gonna bum rush your ass like we did when you came around trying to look pimp in yo lamewoo..a'ight biaaaaatttttcccchhh!!
tell her this the way its gonna be while giving her that no smile thug pose and holding your nutsack....
oh and dont come round the 'hood no mo til yo ass grows some balls...a'ight!
or we gonna bum rush your ass like we did when you came around trying to look pimp in yo lamewoo..a'ight biaaaaatttttcccchhh!!
Chiboy did you really expect sympathy from any of us when you posted that god awful aolspeak here?
At least you could have paraphrased or cliffnote'd?
Even with that said I can't bring myself to feel sorry for you, because just reading that first post annoys me to no end.
At least you could have paraphrased or cliffnote'd?
Even with that said I can't bring myself to feel sorry for you, because just reading that first post annoys me to no end.
Who the hell fights over the internet? And it honestly sounds to me like she's kidding. But its whatever, because you both sound like complete idiots.
The Stigenator
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
- 15,216
- 3
- 81
This thread make me laugh.
Then I remember that people like this will be running this country later in my life and I feel like crying.
Then I remember that people like this will be running this country later in my life and I feel like crying.
Why don't people speak english anymore?!?
"dun"
"fyne"
"dat"
THOSE AREN'T WORDS
God damn people are fvcking lazy.
"dun"
"fyne"
"dat"
THOSE AREN'T WORDS
God damn people are fvcking lazy.
LordMaul
Lifer
- Nov 16, 2000
- 15,168
- 1
- 0
Let me see...
Chipimp here leaves an electronic message stating, once deciphered, that he is leaving his domicile to view a moving picture, accompanied by a g-r-l [read: female companion] and does not plan on arriving back at his home until much later in the evening.
Unfortunately, before he is able to depart, he notices an electronic message that seems to be sent by his romantic female counterpart, who takes a great exception to the current plans set for the evening, disincluding her, of course.
BUT WAIT!
Chipimp explains simply that the g-r-l he is accompanying to the theatre is, in fact, a garden tool and his beloved should not be in a state of worry or distain.
However, this explanation is rejected wholeheartedly by his beloved, and she dramatically breaks their contract of formal relationship with a staunch, "lolzz...WE OVER!!!!!!!!" Chipimp is devastated, and turns to the Anandtech Off Topic TRC (Team of Relationship Counselors) to aid him in his anguishing situation.
The answer, after much deliberation, the following decision is reached: Suicide. As soon as possible.
Chipimp here leaves an electronic message stating, once deciphered, that he is leaving his domicile to view a moving picture, accompanied by a g-r-l [read: female companion] and does not plan on arriving back at his home until much later in the evening.
Unfortunately, before he is able to depart, he notices an electronic message that seems to be sent by his romantic female counterpart, who takes a great exception to the current plans set for the evening, disincluding her, of course.
BUT WAIT!
Chipimp explains simply that the g-r-l he is accompanying to the theatre is, in fact, a garden tool and his beloved should not be in a state of worry or distain.
However, this explanation is rejected wholeheartedly by his beloved, and she dramatically breaks their contract of formal relationship with a staunch, "lolzz...WE OVER!!!!!!!!" Chipimp is devastated, and turns to the Anandtech Off Topic TRC (Team of Relationship Counselors) to aid him in his anguishing situation.
The answer, after much deliberation, the following decision is reached: Suicide. As soon as possible.
Ya, that was uncalled for. 8-12 year old, mostly white nerds, have the worst "speech" (typing, actually), so if you want to bash a group for it, bash whites and/or children. Stuff like "wut u 2 b 4 ne1" and "plz r y thx ur" absolutely kill "we over" on the scale of bad typing.
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