Today is my last day at work

[hellokeith]

So my 4 week IT contract which was extended to 5 months has finally run its course. Today is my last day, and boy am I glad. Most of the people here are nice, but man the bureaucracy is killer. At any rate, due to the internet proxy I can't get out to alot of websites (strange they'd allow AT eh?). So, I leave it up to you my ATOT comrades to share with me some "Last day at work" funnies and stories.

And if you are wondering, I showed up at work today at the crack of 9:30am.

 

[clamum]

I don't have any funnies but it's my last day of work here too! Woot.

 

[shocksyde]

If i quit my job the company would have a heart attack

 

[pontifex]

burn down the building. that would be funny.

 

[Lotheron]

Originally posted by: shocksyde
If i quit my job the company would have a heart attack

Same.

I've joked about it to my boss a few times, Her eyes just get real big and say no!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

I didn't do it, but a colleague spent his last day disposing of several thousand gallons of milk from different size containers, i.e. 1, 2, 4 and 6 pint bottles. He started out trying to be tidy and not get soaked but he lost the plot after a few hours and was slashing wildly at the bottles with a huge knife The milk was up the wall, flooded the floor and soaked him to the skin. It looked like he'd been on an alien killing spree.

His next job was a milk delivery guy :laugh:

 

[Umberger]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
I didn't do it, but a colleague spent his last day disposing of several thousand gallons of milk from different size containers, i.e. 1, 2, 4 and 6 pint bottles. He started out trying to be tidy and not get soaked but he lost the plot after a few hours and was slashing wildly at the bottles with a huge knife The milk was up the wall, flooded the floor and soaked him to the skin. It looked like he'd been on an alien killing spree.

His next job was a milk delivery guy :laugh:

WTF?!?

 

[Arkitech]

I worked for a small healthcare company about 10 years ago as the network/PC tech. One of the programmers there was very disgruntled and finally decided to quit, he came in on a Saturday evening to clean out his desk and before leaving took a dump on the IT manager's keyboard. :Q

Fortunately I was on vacation during that week but it was talked about for months.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Umberger
WTF?!?

The milk had been left out of the chillers and couldn't be sold by law, so down the drain it went.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Arkitech
I worked for a small healthcare company about 10 years ago as the network/PC tech. One of the programmers there was very disgruntled and finally decided to quit, he came in on a Saturday evening to clean out his desk and before leaving took a dump on the IT manager's keyboard. :Q

Fortunately I was on vacation during that week but it was talked about for months.

:Q:laugh:

THIS POST WINS!

 

[malbojah]

My last day is May 1. I'm trying to think of thinks I could do to my soon the be ex-boss. Bonus is that my co-workers are thinking up things I should do as well.

 

[TXHokie]

Years ago I was the network admin at a medium sized company and left the job because I couldn't stand the director. About two months after I quit the job, I emailed one of those funny joke to a guy that was still working there. It was a program that had snapshots of b00bs where you choose real or fake and at the end you get a grade on how many you got right. Anyway he accidentally forwarded the email to everyone in the company. The director saw the email went out with my name as the source and thought I had planted some kind of trojan virus in the email system when I left (that was one of the reason I left, don't know how she became IT director). I thought that was kind of funny.

 

[Umberger]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Umberger
WTF?!?

The milk had been left out of the chillers and couldn't be sold by law, so down the drain it went.

Okay. That makes sense. i was so confused. I didn't know that there was a job that consisted of disposing of that much milk. For some reason, my brain was envisioning some guy in an office breakroom, slashing milk bottles ninja-style. :laugh:

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: pontifex
burn down the building. that would be funny.

But only if they take your stapler.