today i lost at life (put my hand in the toilet)

[brianmanahan]

the one thing i always told myself i would NEVER do it put my hand in a toliet

well today, i did that very thing and i feel so sick

i was emptying hair from my electric shaver into the toilet when i accidentally hit the head release button

BOOM the razor head falls off and into the toilet

and without even thinking, i reach in and grab it

as my hand was in there, i stopped and thought to myself: "you, sir, are a failure". but it was too late to go back.

so i ran over to the sink and washed it 7 times with soap, but i still feel so dirty

pretty sure im never going to be the same again. and i'm also gonna have to buy a new razor

 

[HeXen]

i had to fix a broken sewer pipe a couple times. top that

 

[NetWareHead]

Shut up pussy

 

[busydude]

Meh

 

[Smoblikat]

You better buy soem cocaine, becaue after you hear this you will never want to sleep again. While you sleep bugs AND spiders crawl around inside your mouth, thats why sometimes you wake up with "hair" in your mouth, spider webs.

 

[blackangst1]

The toilet was presumably free of shit and piss?

Meh

 

[Scotteq]

Congratulations on serving as an example of the Pussification of America.


BTW - If merely reaching into the toilet is that traumatic: Never.... Ever... Have a kid.

 

[Zeze]

Brianananianan, you used to be at least bit reasonable and neffed with discretion.

Now you went full retard. Is something happening in your life? Need a soda?

 

[nageov3t]

I assume you're one of the people who has to use this to wipe their ass?

 

[busydude]

I assume you're one of the people who has to use this to wipe their ass?

Does it vibrate?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Your own toilet? Big deal.

 

[waggy]

High Five!

oh wait NVM forget it..eww

 

[Ricochet]

So much failure in the OP. It just screams, "Oh look, 1st World problem trollage!"

 

[Colt45]

Doesn't count if it isn't a public toilet.

I'm reminded of the time I pissed a kidney stone into a urinal and lifted up the mint to try and find it.. all for naught.

 

[njdevilsfan87]

So much failure in the OP. It just screams, "Oh look, 1st World problem trollage!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI41PUQLkg8

 

[dud]

So much failure in the OP. It just screams, "Oh look, 1st World problem trollage!"

You really do know the OP. You're spot on ...

 

[manimal]

grab kitchen tool. Use said tool. dont put your hand in pee.

 

[nageov3t]

grab kitchen tool. Use said tool. dont put your hand in pee.

if touching pee was enough to give you a disease, wouldn't your penis be falling off by now?

grab the item and wash your hands (and the object) thoroughly. I don't get why there would be any complications surrounding it.

 

[dank69]

What's the big deal? I rinse my lettuce in there so as to keep the sink free when making salad. :hmm:

 

[LookBehindYou]

I put my hand in my toilet once a week when I clean my bathroom. Unless it's an unflushed public toilet, not a big deal.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

You sir fail. Not only only for doing it yourself, but also for not having the correct man around for the job.

 

[Krazy4Real]

You are a failure at life, but not for the reason you mention in your post.

 

[manimal]

if touching pee was enough to give you a disease, wouldn't your penis be falling off by now?

grab the item and wash your hands (and the object) thoroughly. I don't get why there would be any complications surrounding it.

Everyone knows that pee and poop the second they leave your body they become gross.

sheesh

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Buy a new razor? LOL

For the low, low fee of $19.99 a month, I promise to email you every day telling you how wise, wonderful and, good looking you are. Act now and, I'll throw in free birthday and holiday best wishes.

 

[WHAMPOM]

the one thing i always told myself i would NEVER do it put my hand in a toliet

well today, i did that very thing and i feel so sick

i was emptying hair from my electric shaver into the toilet when i accidentally hit the head release button

BOOM the razor head falls off and into the toilet

and without even thinking, i reach in and grab it

as my hand was in there, i stopped and thought to myself: "you, sir, are a failure". but it was too late to go back.

so i ran over to the sink and washed it 7 times with soap, but i still feel so dirty

pretty sure im never going to be the same again. and i'm also gonna have to buy a new razor

Hair in your electric razor? I have hair on my body and whiskers on my face, so what were you shaving?