Today I got spammed, and this was the subject line:

Sluggo · May 5, 2001

Today I got spammed, and this was the subject line:

Diane Thought You Might Have Erectile Dysfunction

Who is Diane and why is she concerned with my erectile dysfunction?

ThisIsMatt · May 5, 2001

[hiddenmessage]Diane is a mod[/hiddenmessage]

yakko · May 5, 2001

I don't care who Diane is but I did not need to know that you couldn't get it up.

Ranger X · May 5, 2001

Diane is the name that the randomizer chose for your personal spam e-mail.
Tomorrow, it might be Roxy.

JohnnyKnoxville · May 5, 2001

I would invite Diane over to the pad and prove her otherwise

Monel Funkawitz · May 5, 2001

Write Diane back and see if you can get a knobber.

js1973 · May 5, 2001

Nevermind. Just saw the update.

kw3i · May 5, 2001

how unfortunate

bacillus · May 5, 2001

what was on offer??